Name: Roy Wood Jr. Reviews Pandemic Movies | The Daily Show
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and since we’re all  stuck in our homes

because of the ’rona,  they’re making me

review the greatest pandemic movies of all time.

That’s right. My gift at my job is to watch movies

of people horrified of the spread of an illness.

Now, if you’re looking for hope in the midst

This movie’s so real even Neil deGrasse Tyson

was lookin’ at it like,  “Yup, facts.

So, “Contagion.” Gwyneth  Paltrow spreads a pandemic

It’s kind of like Goop but without the steaming,

You had Gwyneth. You had the white girl from “Titanic”

that let Leo DiCaprio die. You had Walter White.

Matt Damon, but I’m not sure if he was talking

“The virus is spreading  wicked far!”

Overall, if you worried about catching that ’rona,

watch another movie other than “Contagion.”

“Outbreak” is the pandemic movie about the monkey.

The monkey got the disease. Everybody run around

the whole movie – they’re trying to find the monkey

It’s got Dustin Hoffman, Cuba Gooding Jr.,

Rene Russo and, of course,  Morgan Freeman.

Damn, Morgan, let somebody else get some money, man.

“And here we see the mother penguin protecting her baby.”

all the scientists have to wear them yellow

garbage bag suits,  which makes you wonder

if Billie Eilish knows something we don’t know.

The other thing to know about this “Outbreak” movie

is that the president in this movie has a big idea.

He’s gonna stop the virus by bombing the city that it’s in.

Please don’t show  this movie to Trump.

We mess around and wake up tomorrow morning –

I know what you’re thinking – it’s a zombie movie.

Uh, if you get bit by a zombie, it go through your blood,

Ain’t got time to be explaining this to y’all.

Alright, so this is how “28 Days” work.

It’s a bunch of zombies runnin’ around Britain,

Brains probably taste the same as beans with soggy bread.

Zombie was probably like,  “You know what?

I really appreciate the offer for the beans and toast.

I’ll just have some of your cerebellum, yeah?”

Three pandemic movies for your viewing pleasure.

Now, if you’ll excuse me,  I will return

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