Name: Quarantinewhile... Tom Brady Is The GOAT Of Super Bowl Partying
Uploaded: 2021-02-12T18:27:06.000Z
Duration: 7 min 26 s
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY -- WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK.

>> Stephen: SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT, I

YOU AND THE BAND AND SOME OTHER BANDS AROUND THE WORLD ARE

PUTTING TOGETHER THIS AMAZING CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS MUSICAL

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH?

AT AND CHARLES AND GREAT MUSICIANS DOING "IS A VA NA

GRASS" THE SONG OF CARNIVAL LAST YEAR AND A QUARTET FROM BRAZIL,

SANTOS WHO IS FEATURED IN THERE DOING TRADITIONAL BRAZIL MUSIC

WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER FOR CARNIVAL THIS YEAR, BUT THIS IS

>> Stephen: WE'LL POINT IT OUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT PLEASE

YOU COULD HAVE PASSED A HOOP UNDERNEATH ME.

>> Stephen: WELL, JON, GIVE ME A LASTLA LITTLE DAYS BEFORE WE

>> Stephen: FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME

SCOUTING THE WORLD FOR THE MOST HIGHLY-TRAINED AND TOPICAL

BALLERINAS, BUILDING STATE-OF-THE-ART SETS, ADDING

DRAMATIC CUTTING-EDGE LIGHTING, AND A VIRTUOSIC 110-PIECE

ORCHESTRA TO MOUNT FOR YOU THE EPIC PRODUCTION OF "SWAN LAKE"

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO HOP IN MY BUSTED OUT R.V.,

SLAM SOME AMYL NITRITE POPPERS, AND TROLL AROUND LUMBER YARDS

FOR EX-CON LOGROLLERS, SET-UP A DISCARDED BOOM BOX WITH A MIAMI

SOUND MACHINE TAPE STUCK INSIDE IT, PROMISE THE BOYS A FREE HOT

DOG AND A SCRATCH-OFF, SO I CAN CHARGE BOARDWALK TOURISTS A

NICKLE A POP TO WATCH THE HOBO ZUMBA CLASS OF NEWS THAT IS MY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, EVER SINCE WINNING HIS SEVENTH SUPER BOWL

ON SUNDAY, TOM BRADY HAS BEEN DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK HE

IS: EXISTING IN A THEORETICAL PLASMA STATE BETWEEN HUMAN AND

NOW, GIVEN WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIS EXTREMELY STRICT NUTRITION

REGIMEN, YOU MIGHT ASSUME HE GOT THAT HAMMERED JUST BY WALKING

BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THAT TOM

BRADY CAN DELIVER BOOZE TO HIS OWN BODY LIKE IT'S FOURTH AND

SO, I ASSUME, FOR FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS, HE'S BEEN CONSUMING

BUT THE BRADY FOOTAGE EVERYONE IS REALLY TALKING ABOUT IS OF

HIM, AND HIS TEAMMATES PARTYING ON SEPARATE BOOZE BARGES

AND BRADY'S HAIL MARY PASS OF THE LOMBARDI TROPHY OVER THE

( HORN BLOWING ) >> Stephen: THAT IS RISKY!

THE LOMBARDI COULD'VE WOUND UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, BRADY SAID "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

EVERYONE HAS LIKE SIX MORE OF THESE, RIGHT?"

THOUGH I GOTTA SAY, I PERSONALLY WOULD FIND FOOTBALL A LOT MORE

COMPELLING IF, INSTEAD OF A BALL, THOSE QUARTERBACKS WERE

DRILLING THEIR RECEIVERS WITH A TOP-HEAVY SEVEN-POUND HUNK OF

KICKERS WOULD BE ON THE SIDELINES PRAYING "DON'T GET

QUARANTINE-WHILE, HOT MALE POLITICIANS GETTING VACCINATED

THIS YEAR'S STRANGEST THIRST TRAP IS THE MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR

BUT PEOPLE ARE INTO PICS OF HOT EUROPEAN POLITICIANS GETTING THE

COVID VACCINE, LIKE GREEK PRIME MINISTER KYRIAKOS MITSOTAKIS,

AND CROATIAN FINANCE MINISTER ZDRAVKO MARICH, SEEN HERE AS

DOCTORS TRY TO FIND A NEEDLE SHARP ENOUGH TO PENETRATE THAT

ARE THEY TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR DELTOIDS?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A ONE MAN SHOW ABOUT A GUY WHO WAS TOO SEXY TO

I BET THAT DOCTOR IS TAKING HIS TIME WITH THAT SWAB.

"JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY TO STERILIZE THE AREA IS FOR ME

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