Name: The Seditionist Roundup Continues As More Idiots Are Charged For Roles In Capitol Riot
Uploaded: 2021-02-26T18:36:23.000Z
Duration: 12 min 6 s
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE ON THIS NIGHT SO FILLED WITH

STORY TRENDING IN AMERICA: MR. POTATO HEAD IS NO LONGER A

AGAIN -- AND I'M NATIONAL MONUMENT MAKING THIS UP, THE

AND NOT, AS I ORIGINALLY ASSUMED, BECAUSE HE FINALLY

NO, IT'S BECAUSE HASBRO IS GIVING THE SPUD A GENDER NEUTRAL

BUT IF IT'S NOT ASSIGNED A GENDER, WHAT BATHROOM WILL IT

USE?pNATURALLY WHEN THIS NEWS HI TWITTER, THE WORLD'S TOP IDIOTS

PIERS MORGAN TWEETED, "WHO WAS ACTUALLY OFFENDED BY MR. POTATO

THESE WOKE IMBECILES ARE DESTROYING THE WORLD."

HOW WILL CHILDREN GROW UP WITHOUT A STRONG MALE POTATO

PIERS, I HAVE TO ASK, WHAT PART OF THIS IS INHERENTLY "MALE" TO

I MEAN, TRUE, THE SOFT CURVES DO RESEMBLE MY TORSO, BUT THAT'S

BECAUSE AFTER 11 MONTHS OF PANDEMIC, I'M MOSTLY POTATO

SPEAKING OF THE PANDEMIC, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF MY "I

REALLY WISH IT WOULD END" SEGMENT, "CATCH A THIRD WAVE:

("BEAUTIFUL DREAMER") >> ♪ BEAUTIFUL FEVER

♪ PLEASE GO AND LICK ALL OF THE ELDERLY

♪ SNEEZE ON A DOOR KNOB DON'T VACCINATE

FIRST UP, THE BAD NEWS -- THE CORONAVIRUS KEEPS EVOLVING

FIRST, WE HAD THE BRITISH VARIANT, THEN THE SOUTH AFRICAN

OF COURSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL THE WORLD TO GET THESE.

THEY'RE ALL AVAILABLE AT DISNEY'S NEW THEME PARK:

WELL, NOW SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A NEW CORONAVIRUS VARIANT IN NEW

IT'S A LOT LIKE REGULAR COVID, BUT ONCE IT'S IN YOUR BODY, IT

GENTRIFIES YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM UNTIL EVEN THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS

THE NEW STRAIN WASN'T JUST DISCOVERED HERE, RESEARCHERS

BELIEVE IT IS "HOME-GROWN, PRESUMABLY IN NEW YORK."

SURE, NEW YORKERS DEMAND THAT THEIR VIRUS BE LOCALLY-SOURCED,

YOU DON'T WANT ONE OF THOSE "BRIDGE AND TUNNEL" VIRUSES.

RESEARCHERS SAY THE NEW STRAIN IS MORE CONTAGIOUS AND MAY CAUSE

♪ IF YOU CAN GET IT HERE IT WILL BE MUCH MORE SEVERE

♪ WORSE THAN THE FLU NEW YORK, NEW-- ♪

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The Seditionist Roundup Continues As More Idiots Are Charged For Roles In Capitol Riot

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