Name: Hot Take plays Culture War Speed Round
Uploaded: 2021-03-11T18:48:41.000Z
Duration: 4 min 16 s
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Old Trump no longer keeping Americans in an existential frenzy, it falls upon us to agitate the public about the threat of progress.

Time for culture, War speed, round First battle.

The PC Shock troops busted into the Dr Seuss estate and forced them to independently decided to stop selling some books.

If a private company decides to do something, it's government overreach for the government not to reach.

I mean, Disney Plus won't let kids watch cartoons with racial stereotypes.

I mean, why they're putting the burden and made us subliminally communicate racial hierarchy.

I mean, I'm busy benefiting from Rachel hierarchy.

The woke mob has also cancelled keeping one out of every seven kids in poverty by expanding the child tax credit.

I guess liberals accept people of color as long as the color isn't the dark circles around a hungry kindergartners eyes.

I was checking the top stories on up rocks, and there was an article listing the massive list of movies leaving Netflix by the end of the month.

We must throw down our bodies at the doors of Netflix until they agreed not to remove the 2011 remake of Arthur Russell brand.

Dudley Moore's lunch Let's pray to are not yet cancelled, but who knows White God that the woke samurai don't behead Hot takes cartoon smash called Epstein and Andrew about a spectral Jeff Epstein and his cherubic buddy Prince Andrew's Global High Jeans.

I'm sure they'll find something wrong with it.

They don't wear seatbelts on the jet or some crap.

As Americans continue to sober up from the Super Bowl 32 days ago, our enemies are seizing this momentary confusion to floor it towards our southern border.

Here's Mike Pompeo stunt double Steve Scalise With the scoop.

Today we're seeing three or 4000 illegal crossings a day at our southern border.

It is a national crisis, and it needs to be confronted by President Biden.

And he refuses to acknowledge is they're super spreader caravans coming across our southern border.

Immigrants are flooding into this country and stealing the job of super spreading covid away from Americans.

Congresswoman, tell these immigrants that if they want to super spread in America, they need to do it the right way.

Being in the blast zone of Rudy Giuliani, spittle and uh, puzzled by Republicans talking about super spreaders.

They were the ones who, throughout the pandemic, at first refused to wear masks, then mocked the masks had group meetings.

Trump, of course, was himself a super spreader.

I've been saying Mexico is China for years and nobody believed May.

Now the wants to postpone spring break until 2022.

But spring break got us into this pandemic, and spring break is going to get us out of it.

That's why we're humbly slamming this event into America's gonads.

Introducing the hot Take Spring Break Beach House in Galveston, Texas, the city where Robert Certs through a body in the water while dressed as a woman.

We're talking beach volleyball with line umpire Bob Dole bobbing for loaded back tens.

Joe Rogan impersonator teaching jiu jitsu to everyone pissed.

They failed their stupid police officer exam and a Herman Cain memorial balcony collapse a thon.

Lie to your spouses and hijacked Coast Guard digging to the hot take spring break Beach house That all one statement, Yeah, pretty sure.

From as soon as I was born, I started talking, and then when I die, we'll see what the sentence I said was.

All right, I gotta go continue my mission to normalize the under the bathroom.

All you dorks in the scientific community need to stop screwing around and invent a waterproof chicken nugget.

I'm so sick of sprinting into the ocean in my jean shorts.

I wear swimming trunks only to find the chicken nuggets I keep in my back pocket are completely soaked money.

You know, a lot of people are giving Meghan McCain a hard time about her complicated views on Meghan Merkle.

Meghan McCain is not perfect, but who is?

That's why I will come to her defense in a special tomorrow night on Paramount Plus called a salute to inscrutable bullshit.