Name: Quarantinewhile... Sleepy Arctic Walrus Wakes Up In Ireland
Uploaded: 2021-03-17T18:25:37.000Z
Duration: 5 min 9 s
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♪ ♪ ♪ HEY, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

Y'KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME SOURCING THE FINEST, MOST

TOPICAL SLABS OF NEWS MARBLE, CAREFULLY CHISELING OUT A WIDE,

DEEP BASIN, AND SCULPTING THE MOST EXPRESSIVE NEOCLASSICAL

JOKE FIGURES, THEN ENGINEERING AN AQUEDUCT CONNECTING IT TO

"CURRENT EVENTS MOUNTAIN," THEREBY DIVERTING ITS

CRYSTALLINE STORY WATERS INTO THE BREATHTAKING ITALIAN PIAZZA

BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I HIDE MY MEDS UNDER MY

TONGUE SO THE ASYLUM NIGHT NURSE CAN'T SEE ME NOT SWALLOW THEM,

THEN SLIP INTO THE NIGHT, BREAK INTO A MECHANIC'S SHOP TO

FASHION A SNORKEL OUT OF A RUSTY EXHAUST PIPE AND SOME ARM

FLOATIES OUT OF OLD INNER TUBES, THEN STEAL A RECYCLING BIN FROM

BEHIND A MIDDLE SCHOOL AND FILL IT WITH MOONSHINE AND REGRET

BEFORE I SUBMERGE US ALL IN THE PAROLE-VIOLATING MAKESHIFT

>> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE, BIG NEWS FOR ALL YOU ROLE

DICE COULD ELECTRIFY YOUR NEXT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS CAMPAIGN."

OF COURSE, THE LIGHTS ARE A LITTLE LESS BRIGHT WHEN YOU'VE

BEEN FORCED TO SWALLOW THEM AND THEN STUFFED IN A LOCKER.

( LAUGHTER ) THE DICE DRAW POWER WIRELESSLY

FROM A CASE, AND "CAN GO FOR AROUND FIVE HOURS ON A SINGLE

CHARGE, OR MORE IF YOU'RE WILLING TO LIVE WITHOUT THE

AND LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: WHEN THEY'RE CHARGED, THESE DICE

LIGHT UP, BUT IF YOU'RE WILLING TO NOT HAVE THEM LIGHT UP,

IN A RELATED STORY, IF I DON'T CHARGE MY PHONE, IT'S STILL

WILLING TO BE SOMETHING THAT I CAN SHATTER.

OF COURSE, YOU DON'T GET PERFORMANCE LIKE THAT WITHOUT

ONE DIE, INCLUDING CHARGER, STARTS AT $39, OR YOU CAN GET A

SET OF SEVEN DICE AND A CHARGING CASE FOR $199.

BUT THE LOOK ON YOUR SPOUSE'S FACE WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU

DROPPED A WEEK'S GROCERY BUDGET ON LIGHT DICE THAT MAY OR MAY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, THERE'S A NEW HOTEL IN CHINA RECEIVING

BACKLASH BECAUSE IT'S BUILT AROUND A CENTRAL POLAR BEAR

ENCLOSURE FOR THE NON-STOP VIEWING PLEASURE OF ITS GUESTS.

IT'S THE PERFECT LODGING FOR ANYONE WHO'S THOUGHT, "I LIKE

THE ZOO, BUT I WISH I COULD SEE THE ANIMALS SAD AT NIGHT."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CONFIRMED THAT THE

EARTH HAS A HIDDEN LAYER, AND NO ONE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

PLEASE BE NOUGAT, PLEASE BE NOUGAT, PLEASE BE NOUGAT.

( LAUGHTER ) SO FAR, SOUNDWAVE EXPERIMENTS

THE STUDY REVEALS THERE IS MORE COMPLEXITY TO THE INNER CORE

THAN PREVIOUSLY APPRECIATED, AND EARTH MIGHT HAVE MORE LAYERS

THE EARTH IS MORE COMPLEX IN ITS CORE THAN WE APPRECIATED.

WE SEE IT AS JUST THIS BIG SPINNING ROCK, BUT MAYBE IT'S

SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THE EARTH GETS FED UP AND GOES

BACKPACKING THROUGH ANDROMEDA, THEN COMES BACK AND WANTS TO GO

QAWRN WHILE, IN DEEP SOUTH YOGA HAPPENINGS, OF

OVERTURN ITS 28-YEAR BAN ON YOGA IN SCHOOLS.

GREAT NEWS FOR FITNESS-CONSCIOUS ALABAMANS.

FIFTY BUCKS, I'LL GIVE YOU A WARRIOR TWO THAT'LL UNLOCK YOUR

APPARENTLY, IN 1993, THE ALABAMA BOARD OF EDUCATION BANNED YOGA

BECAUSE OF "OPPOSITION BY CONSERVATIVE GROUPS OVER ITS

GOT TO BE TOUGH TO TEACH AT A SCHOOL THAT BANS ANYTHING HINDU,

( AS TEACHER ) "OKAY, SO IF A TRAIN LEAVES

A LOT OF MILES PER HOUR, AND ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVES A STATION

HOW CLOSE WILL THE SUN BE TO THE MOUNTAIN WHEN THEY MEET?"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN WALRUS TOURISM NEWS, A WALRUS WAS

SPOTTED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN IRELAND.

IT IS BELIEVED THE ARCTIC CREATURE COULD HAVE FALLEN

ASLEEP ON AN ICEBERG BEFORE BEING CARRIED ACROSS THE

WAIT, ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WALRUS IN IRELAND

PASSED OUT AND WOKE UP SOMEWHERE IT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE?

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