Name: Thực phẩm không lành mạnh (Junk Food)
Uploaded: 2025-07-28T20:05:48.000Z
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We're actually alright if you put other stuff on us I wouldn't consider my parents health nuts more like health kernels They would never buy unhealthy snacks But they wouldn't force me and my siblings to go outside and play because it was always burning hot and we just licked the melted Candy off the sidewalk anyways, they would never buy sugary cereal the most sugary cereal My parents got was honey nut Cheerios But my mom would mix the honey nut Cheerios with regular ones to make it more healthy or something So I would start every day spending 15 minutes picking out the regular Cheerios from the cereal bowl That's right.

Chúng tôi thực ra vẫn ổn nếu bạn cho chúng tôi ăn những thứ khác. Tôi không nghĩ bố mẹ tôi là những người cuồng sức khỏe, mà chỉ là những người quan tâm đến sức khỏe thôi. Họ sẽ không bao giờ mua đồ ăn vặt không lành mạnh. Nhưng họ cũng không ép buộc tôi 

My parents didn't buy us cable cocoa puffs or candy my life sucked We were allowed to eat sugary cereal for one day out of the year and that was on Christmas morning It's a fun tradition and we still do it to this day as a kid I would always get jealous when my friends would pull out their lunchables and tell me how much their family ate out and all the Sugary cereals they got to eat Meanwhile, I had a PB&J sandwich on wheat bread with the crust still on but it's okay because I like the crust but now Looking back.

Bố mẹ tôi không mua cho chúng tôi bột ca cao hay kẹo. Cuộc sống của tôi thật tồi tệ. Chúng tôi chỉ được ăn ngũ cốc có đường một ngày trong năm và đó là vào sáng Giáng sinh. Đó là một truyền thống vui vẻ và chúng tôi vẫn duy trì đến tận bây giờ. Khi còn nh

I'm just so grateful that my mom cared enough about my health to instill these healthy eating habits into me at a young Age, I mean, I don't follow them anymore because I live on my own and I don't know how to cook and bagel bites Tastes so darn good, but I'm still thankful.

Tôi thực sự biết ơn vì mẹ đã quan tâm đến sức khỏe của tôi đến mức đã rèn luyện cho tôi những thói quen ăn uống lành mạnh từ khi còn nhỏ. Ý tôi là, bây giờ tôi không còn tuân theo chúng nữa vì tôi sống một mình và không biết nấu ăn, nhưng bánh bagel bites

My mom taught me what I should be doing Now if there's any parents watching this going, hmm, I like the way this James's mom character thinks good I would recommend to all parents that you should be teaching your kids healthy eating habits as soon as possible I definitely didn't appreciate it at the time.

Mẹ tôi đã dạy tôi những điều tôi nên làm. Nếu có bất kỳ bậc phụ huynh nào đang xem video này và nghĩ, "Ồ, tôi thích cách mẹ của James suy nghĩ," thì tôi khuyên tất cả các bậc phụ huynh nên dạy con cái mình thói quen ăn uống lành mạnh càng sớm càng tốt. Tô

But now that I'm older and wiser I'm thankful that I like the taste of wheat bread My parents had a saying the wider the bread the sooner you're dead They would always get wheat bread even for hot dog and hamburger buns They got wheat some of you might have had to use sandwich bread as hot dog buns.

Nhưng bây giờ, khi đã lớn tuổi và khôn ngoan hơn, tôi cảm thấy biết ơn vì mình thích hương vị của bánh mì lúa mì. Bố mẹ tôi có một câu nói: "Bánh mì càng rộng, càng sớm chết." Họ luôn mua bánh mì lúa mì, ngay cả khi làm bánh mì kẹp hot dog hay hamburger. 

But at least you didn't have to use wheat bread.

Nhưng ít ra bạn không phải dùng bánh mì lúa mì.

However, now that I live on my own I still get the wheat bread because I don't want to die young I still have YouTube videos to make some things never change I guess except I do get the white hot dog buns The wheat ones are still gross when I was a very little kid My dad's work was throwing a barbecue get-together thing and I got to eat as many hot dogs on white bread as I could handle But the best part of it all was I got to wash it down with soda Listen, I was very sugar deprived back home.

Tuy nhiên, bây giờ khi đã sống một mình, tôi vẫn mua bánh mì lúa mì vì không muốn chết trẻ. Tôi vẫn có video YouTube để làm, có những thứ không bao giờ thay đổi, tôi đoán vậy. Trừ việc bây giờ tôi mua bánh mì hot dog trắng. Bánh mì lúa mì vẫn kinh khủng k

Tôi phải bù lại lượng đường đã thiếu.

I was missing out on I don't remember what the soda was exactly but let's just say for the sake of this story It was an original bottle of coke from the 1800s It might as well have had cocaine because I was addicted to all the white powdery stuff They added in that drink pretty soon My tummy started to get the rumblies and I had no idea what was causing it So I told my dad dad my tummy hurts and he said hmm It's probably because you're dehydrated here have some soda and I still respected my dad at that age and thought he knew what he was Talking about so I drank more soda and then I threw up and my dad said we should leave I mentioned this next story in my first book available in bookstores near you Be on the lookout for book number two coming out at the end of March But one time my mom bought a giant three-pound bag of Skittles I forgot what she bought them for but they definitely weren't for us She locked them away in a closet because she knew what us kids would do if we got our grubby little hands on the Skittles This wasn't the first time my mom had to hide candy from us But this time she forgot to lock the closet leaving the Skittles unprotected and me and my older brother ate the entire Thing and we would have gotten away with it, but then something came up Puke I threw up on the family room carpet My mom saw how rainbow the throw-up was and immediately put two and two together and knew that we had gotten into our Skittles The funny part of this story is that my older brother got punished But I didn't because according to my mom I had already suffered enough And that's why that story is in the chapter titled perks of being the younger brother Anyways, don't eat so much candy that you throw up.

Tôi đã bỏ lỡ một thứ gì đó, tôi không nhớ chính xác đó là loại nước ngọt gì, nhưng hãythôi thì cứ nói cho vui là đó là chai Coca-Cola nguyên bản từ thế kỷ 19. Nó có thể chứa cocaine vì tôi nghiện cái bột trắng trong đó. Họ thêm vào đồ uống đó không lâu sa

Okay, I'm gonna be talking about M&Ms for a while So to make it go faster instead of saying M&Ms I'm just gonna say mmm and one of my older videos I said that my favorite candy bar was mmm and every time I would tell people that they would always say That's not a candy bar Just I Just can't do this anymore But then something interesting happened a year after that video was posted mmm actually released a bar version of their candy So now I can absolutely say that mmm is my favorite candy bar and not get any weird looks someone at the mmm marketing team sent me a box of mmm candy bars, and I think they wanted me to promote it, but Because I said that mmms are my favorite candy bar whenever I go to a convention sometimes you guys bring me mmm candy Which is very thoughtful, but you know I like other things too like Oreos and Twix and Money, you know I'm just saying you don't have to bring me mmm all the time when I was visiting London I went to the mmm store with my friends Adam and Mads, and if you don't know about the mmm London store It's four stories tall 35,000 square feet and according to Wikipedia the largest sweet store in the world So it was kind of big once I stepped inside my first thought was Okay, this is too much.

Được rồi, tôi sẽ nói về M&Ms trong một lúc. Để tiết kiệm thời gian, thay vì nói "M&Ms", tôi sẽ chỉ nói "mmm". Trong một video cũ của mình, tôi đã nói rằng thanh kẹo yêu thích của tôi là "mmm", và mỗi lần tôi nói điều đó, mọi người đều bảo: "Đó không phải 

It was like the candy forest scene in Willy Wonka except It was all chocolate and expensive in one part of the store You could make your own custom mmms with a picture and two phrases so for the picture I googled my cartoon self held up my phone to the camera and it bloody worked bait and for the phrases naturally we wanted to Write something that was meaningful, so we wrote mad stinks and Adam smells But the mmm employee didn't allow us to write that because it was too negative and went against the mmm brand So knowing we were not allowed to roast each other the next phrases We decided to print was get Mads and something else YT It wasn't creative, but without being able to make fun of each other We didn't have a lot to work with but those phrases weren't allowed either because they were the names of some Youtubers so they got flagged by the system, and they told us you'll need permission from the youtuber even though you're both right here listen boys I'm just a mmm employee.

Đó giống như cảnh rừng kẹo trong phim Willy Wonka, nhưng ở một góc cửa hàng, mọi thứ đều là sô-cô-la và đắt tiền. Bạn có thể tự tạo những chiếc kẹo MMM tùy chỉnh với một bức ảnh và hai câu slogan. Đối với bức ảnh, tôi đã tìm kiếm hình ảnh bản thân mình tr

I don't want to get sued on one hand I'm glad that mmm has a system in place to prevent people from stealing But on the other hand, it's just mmm.

Tôi không muốn bị kiện. Mặt khác, tôi vui vì mmm có hệ thống để ngăn chặn việc sao chép trái phép. Nhưng mặt khác, đó chỉ là mmm.

What do you think we're gonna do with them?

Bạn nghĩ chúng ta sẽ làm gì với họ?

So after two failed attempts at getting the phrase we wanted we settled on getting Adam and Mads at least I still got my cannonball guy printed even though technically this image is Copyrighted so mmm.

Sau hai lần thử không thành công để có được câu nói mà chúng tôi muốn, chúng tôi quyết định chọn Adam và Mads. Ít nhất thì tôi vẫn in được hình anh chàng ném quả cầu pháo, dù kỹ thuật mà hình này có bản quyền nên... ừm.

You'll be hearing from my lawyers soon one of the disadvantages of being a youtuber is the lack of benefits We don't even have dental and with all the junk food.

Bạn sẽ sớm nhận được liên hệ từ luật sư của tôi. Một trong những nhược điểm của việc làm YouTuber là thiếu các chế độ phúc lợi. Chúng tôi thậm chí còn không có bảo hiểm nha khoa và phải ăn toàn đồ ăn vặt.

I'm eating and the flossing I'm not doing I should probably see one can I confess something?

Tôi đang ăn và không đánh răng. Tôi nên đi khám nha sĩ có lẽ. Tôi có thể thú nhận một điều không?

I didn't know dentists were optional I thought they summoned you to their offices like jury duty.

Tôi không biết nha sĩ là tùy chọn. Tôi cứ nghĩ họ sẽ gọi bạn đến phòng khám của họ như việc gọi đi làm bồi thẩm đoàn.

 That's what it felt like when I was a kid I've never gotten a cavity though at least not one that I know of so at least I'm doing something right now comes the part Of the video where I give you advice on eating healthy, but I'm still working on that myself And when I don't know what to eat I can't help but biting down on a delicious carrot carrots are the most popular vegetable in the world having been nominated as the best Orange thing ever use code odd one next time you purchase a carrot to get 5,000 free carrot points and a bunch of weird looks at the grocery store Give your body the fuel it needs you wouldn't pour soda in a car engine and expect it to run of course That's not really the best metaphor to use because you also wouldn't pour water into a car and expect it to run I guess everyone drink gasoline because cars and people are the same, but the point is you've only got one body So you should take care of it

 Đó là cảm giác của tôi khi còn nhỏ. Tôi chưa bao giờ bị sâu răng, ít nhất là không có cái nào mà tôi biết, nên ít nhất bây giờ tôi đang làm điều gì đó đúng. Bây giờ đến phần của video nơi tôi đưa ra lời khuyên về ăn uống lành mạnh, nhưng tôi vẫn đang cố 