Name: The Magnus Protocol Fluff 1 - Plenty More Fish
Uploaded: 2025-01-30T10:07:11.000Z
Duration: 13 min 28 s
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Hi everyone, Alex here to pep you up with big cable-knit jumper energy.

Now some of you might not know this, but after a long, hard day of brutally murdering your favourite characters, there's nothing I like more than sitting down in a big, comfy armchair and enjoying a nice hot cup of fluffy-wuffy uwu nonsense juice.

Now I know what you're thinking, Alex, the world is dying held hostage by corporate greed and myopic, self-interested political leaders, I don't have time to check in on my favourite

Blorbo-Scrunkly-Twink-Ship drama, I've got to go eat the rich.

Eating the rich is important, but so is self-care, and sometimes you've got to slow down to smell the flowers.

So with that in mind, we wanted to give you a little something to help you out, a sous-sang of silliness to send you on your way.

And so we present to you this lovingly crafted Season 1 Bonus Fluff episode, affectionately titled Plenty More Fish, which is full to the brim with positivity like friendship, love and punctuality, and is guaranteed completely organic and free from artificial horrors.

So while you're waiting for your Amazon-based exquilatine to arrive, why not sit back, relax, and enjoy a taste of our delicious nonsense.

How are we supposed to mope about in the corner when we're in the middle of the room?

The vibes here are unconducive to bitterness.

So sit your vibes down and get drinking already.

Almost thought you weren't going to show.

I missed the chance of seeing you moaning into your pint.

True, but it hardly ever calls you a sour old wanker with no taste in women or drink.

Is your next of kin still that hard drive when you keep all of your porn?

So young, so foolish in the ways of love.

Go on then, take your shots at poor little Alice.

I still can't believe you got on the job after everything you said.

Hey, moaning about exes on divorce-mas is just what you do.

He's actually a good guy who just needed to catch a break.

All those unfamiliar human feelings bubble into the surface.

Then up your game, Becker, because I'm a stone-cold emotional fortress.

Then you probably won't have a problem with what's lurking behind you.

She said you were having a divorce party, which I assumed was just her way of staying a bit of a booze-up, so...

You see, Alice, this is what happens when everything that comes out of your mouth is a sarcastic joke.

Okay, so Colin's been divorced a couple of times, and as part of some bizarre cosmic joke, both of them ended up being finalised on the same day of the year.

So he and I, we've kind of got this little tradition now, where on that day, today, we get together, get pissed, and, uh...

You duck out now, and you're as good as dead.

He loves to see me squirm, so I'm sure he'll have a great time.

I think what Colin is trying to say is that as the newest member of this particular bitchy subcommittee, you have to spill on your exes.

Hey, I'll have you know I have plenty of exes.

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The Magnus Protocol Fluff 1 - Plenty More Fish

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