Name: Hilarious Moments From Every Season of ‘The Big Bang Theory' – Part 1
Uploaded: 2025-04-04T07:33:19.000Z
Duration: 56 min 36 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

To begin with, you will remove funny bone for $200.

I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves.

Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate.

Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth?

He cut open a Tauntaun and used its internal body heat to warm him up.

You heard the man. Hold him down and I'll cut him open.

Hang on. I know I don't possess the tools of leadership, but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment inside the hut and then take it outside.

Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

No, I think I'm just gonna stay in tonight and do laundry.

Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne, Indiana with her husband and best friend Mark and their cockatoos too.

Probably makes her an expert in making friends, wouldn't you agree?

Say, maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together.

I'm making friends with this little girl.

I can't comment without violating our agreement that I not criticize your work.

There's nothing wrong with the science here.

Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science.

You actually had it right in the first place.

Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks.

The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 8 a.m.

Everyone at the university knows I ate breakfast at 8 and moved my bowels at 8 20.

I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.

And for the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles.

I know how fast I'm going, but I can't know both.

How am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?

Fellow warriors, this is Sheldor the Conqueror.

Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

All right, Barry, we'll wait for you again, but you really should see a doctor.

Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?

You appear to have put your car key in the door lock.

Dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit.

Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?

That Baldwin lock on your door uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders, whereas the key for your Volkswagen uses a center cylinder system.

Point of inquiry, why did you put your car key in the door lock?

I waited an hour for my turn, and before I could even start, they told me I looked too Midwest for the part.

Well, the American Midwest was mostly settled by Scandinavian and Germanic people.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Hilarious Moments From Every Season of ‘The Big Bang Theory' – Part 1

apparently

crap

suppose

relationship