Name: Trump's Weird Iran War Speech | Massive Penetrators | More Than A Feeling | Regime Change?
Uploaded: 2025-06-26T00:41:40.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s
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You can, uh, you can check your calendars on me here.

This weekend was the official start of summer, as my audience knows all too well.

Thank you, you brave souls, for waiting outside in the humidity that the Weather Channel has described as the devil's trouser chili.

Uh, we're at war in the Middle East again.

Um, at least it sure... it sure looks that way.

And-and it happened a lot sooner than anyone thought.

See, last week, Trump's press secretary said this.

I have a message directly from the president, and I quote, Based on the fact that there's a substantial chance of negotiations that may or may not take place with Iran in the near future, I will make my decision whether or not to go within the next two weeks.

That would have been perfect for me, because we would have been on vacation next week, and I wouldn't have known any of this was happening.

Now I'm gonna have to cancel my reservation at Sandals Fordo.

On Saturday, Trump surprised the world, announcing that the U.S. launched strikes on three Iranian nuclear facilities.

On-on one hand, Iran's slogan isn't Life to America.

But it's hard to trust Donald Trump to be the one making these kinds of decisions.

It kind of feels like we're all in the back seat.

While the Uber driver goes on a road rage.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy, we're in the car, too, okay?

And if we're dead, we can't give you five stars.

Trump, uh, Trump addressed the nation for a couple minutes later on Saturday night, and-and wrapped it up in just the weirdest way.

I want to just thank everybody, and in particular, God.

I want to just say we love you, God, and we love our great military, protect them.

Okay, it's a nice sentiment, you know, but a weird way to say it.

Yes, I have always been a devout believer in...

We haven't always been on the greatest terms since I made the deal with the guy with the pokey head and the flaming hooves, but point is, you rock, big guy, stay in school, have a great summer, namaste.

After the bombs were dropped on Sunday, Trump posted this message with a key misspelling.

The great B-2 pilots have just landed safely in Missouri.

Spoken like a man who got donocked in Donogan.

We're learning more about the actual bombing, the attack plan.

It's codenamed Operation Midnight Hammer.

In order to avoid detection, the plan was carried out by seven B-2 stealth bombers.

I'm told we have a picture of the stealth planes.

The planes were carrying 30,000-pound bombs known as Bunker Busters, officially called MOPs, or Massive Ordnance Penetrators.

The most phallic-sounding weapon since the Tomahawk cruise schwanz.

So America's spies must have truly compelling intelligence indicating that Iran was close to building a nuclear weapon.

Because America's spies said Iran wasn't building a nuclear weapon.

Maybe our top spies just didn't have time to do a thorough check because they were too busy hanging off of a biplane.

But if the intelligence wasn't there, how did Trump decide it was time to attack Iran's nuclear program?

Well, according to a senior administration official, it was based on a feeling... the president had.

If-if-if you are making a decision that could endanger the lives of American troops and civilians, help me out.

And remember, this isn't America's first military industrial rodeo.

I've been making jokes about whether or not we should be going to war in the Middle East for 22 years.

I did jokes from the Middle East for the service people who were sent into harm's way based on no credible intelligence.

I will say this about the Bush administration.

At least they respected us enough to lie to us.

Apparently the Trump administration does not give a damn what we think.

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