Name: Springsteen's Scathing Protest | Italy: No ICE | Trump Threatens MAGA Donors | Skipping "Melania"
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Welcome in here, out there, all around the world to the Late Show.

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen.

I want to sincerely thank everybody watching this broadcast tonight for tuning in.

I'm well aware that right now America is a rough watch.

Before I turn on the news, I usually grab a bite stick and strap on a cup.

But we did find one piece of happy news today.

Every show at CBS has to do that at least once a day.

Reportedly thanks to his plunging popularity over his goons brutality in Minneapolis and elsewhere, Donald Trump is frightened and backed in a corner.

Yeah, it is, you know, good to know there are some consequences.

But I just want to warn everybody that that's when you have to be extra because if you startle him when he's cornered, he'll inflate his neck pouch.

His mass deportations are incredibly unpopular.

Just to give you some idea of how much people do not like what ICE is doing on Reddit, a fascist kink role playing subreddit has now banned posting any ICE porn.

Okay, but before they take away all the ICE porn, let me just see this one.

Trump's PR problem is about to get worse because yesterday, Bruce Springsteen dropped a new anti ice protest song called Streets of Minneapolis, which obviously echoes his 1993 hit Streets of Philadelphia, which was about the AIDS crisis.

It just goes to prove the old adage, you really don't want Bruce Springsteen to write a song about your street treats.

The song came out yesterday afternoon and Springsteen released a statement saying, I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday, and

Okay, well, I also had a productive weekend.

I did laundry on Saturday, put it in the dryer Sunday, and it's still in the basket today.

You will not be surprised if the lyrics are poignant and powerful.

I hear your voice singing through the bloody mist Here in our home they killed and roamed in the winter of 26 we'll take our stand for this land and the stranger in our midst.

We'll remember the names of those who died on the streets of Minneapolis.

Do you know how hard it is to rhyme with Minneapolis?

I went to the farmer's market, but forgot my apple list.

Okay, it's time for ice to get out of there and go to Milan, because it was just announced that the US Will send ice agents to the Winter Olympics.

The only ice I want to see at the Olympics is ice dancing.

Two hotties twirling on skates to an instrumental version of Mi espresso.

Trap those high tide butts in some sparkly leotards and make them spark.

Technically, DHS is sending a division of ICE called Homeland Security Investigations.

Allegedly, these agents will be there in what they're calling a security role with no patrolling or enforcement.

Of course, American ice won't be doing enforcement in Milan.

In response to this ice plan, Italian lawmakers have demanded that their government deny Trump's thug's entry to Italy.

This is America's greatest insult to Italy since Olive Garden's steak gorgonzola Alfredo.

When you're here, the word sirloin has an asterisk.

All this bad PR about ice appears to have gotten to Trump.

This week, he sent a bizarre fundraising email to MAGA donors with the subject line, are you an illegal alien?

It's like getting a birthday card that says, happy Birthday, Grandpa.

The only email subject line more shocking is the one that tells you all the hot milfs in your area are only one mile from you and lonely tonight.

Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen, because this weird email is about to get truly strange.

It continued, I reached out last week about my Citizens Only survey.

Your file says you're a top MAGA patriot, but my records to my survey still say response pending.

This is your final moment to prove me wrong.

Are you a proud American citizen, or does ICE need to come and track you down?