Name: "Weird Al" Yankovic Takes The Colbert Questionert
Uploaded: 2026-02-06T17:09:58.000Z
Duration: 9 min 43 s
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Weird Al, it's always wonderful to see you, talk to you.

As I told you, since I was a sophomore in high school with my bologna.

As much as I've paid attention to your career and the opportunity I've had to meet you, it's just hard to get to know somebody in just little snippets like we normally have here.

Which is why we have something called the Colbert Questionnaire, where I ask some of my more honored guests, the guests who are more illustrious, 15 questions here that allows the audience to truly know who they are.

It fillets them like a fish in front of them.

As for do you have the courage to be known?

Well, it's often been said that I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle.

But I think if anybody can peel this onion, I think it's you, Steven.

How do you make a Twinkie wiener sandwich?

You suck out the cream and put the wiener in.

So you take a Twinkie, you split it lengthwise and you put in a hot dog, AKA wiener, in the middle.

And then for the full effect, you dunk it in a glass of milk and then take a bite.

So what was your first concert that you attended?

Elton John at the LA forum in the mid-70s.

Well, we're talking Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy.

I think it might have been just after Goodbye Yellowbrook Road.

And what's really cool is, you know, I was up in the nosebleed seats.

You know, I practically had to run away from home to buy tickets because my folks didn't want me.

They're impressionable young teenage kid going to this, like, big, dirty, nasty rock show.

But I was up in the news watching through those cheap binoculars because they didn't have, like, the big screens back in the 70s.

And the cool thing is, earlier this year, I got to actually play the LA Forum and I got to give a shout out to the people from the nosebleed seats.

Well, sitting so close to you, I feel in deference to one of your earlier Personas, I need to say bears.

Statistically, more people are killed by mosquitoes every year.

But I'd be more afraid to run into a bear, I think.

You don't have to wear a bell to keep the mosquitoes away from you.

Yeah, I mean, you can swat a bear, but it's not a good idea.

That's like comparing two disparate objects.

Can I. I don't know if this is loud, but can I say for juice, Orange juice.

A lot of people try to avoid this one, but no one.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?

I remember the very first autograph I ever got was I was, like, 7 or 8 years old and I waited on a long line and I got Myron Florin's autograph.

I'm sorry, you don't know Myron Florin, the accordion player for the Lawrence Walsh Show.

He was the greatest accordion player I'd ever met.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic Takes The Colbert Questionert

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