What?

什麼？

Okay. What is this?

好哦，這啥？

Ugh, it looks like a bunch of guts!

呃，好像一堆腸子！

It looks like noodles ,but at the same time, it looks like onions.

這看起來像麵條，但同時又像洋蔥

You are feeding me worms.

你竟然餵我吃蟲

What have I ever done to you?

我有虧待過你嗎？

Looks like a seafood actually.

其實看起來像某種海鮮

Oh! Oh!

噢！噢！

Oh my gosh, it smells like stinky socks.

我的天啊，聞起來像臭襪子

Oh yeah, it smells like spit.

喔對，聞起來像口水

I'm so scared.

我好害怕

What is this?!

這到底是什麼？！

Here is a fork.

來，叉子給你

It's time to taste it.

該嚐嚐看囉

You guys.

你們這些人...

I'm not eating that.

我才不要吃勒

Oh my gosh, I'm already gonna barf.

喔天啊，我要吐了

Close your nose. Close your eyes.

摀住鼻子，閉上眼睛

I need water.

我要喝水

Oh! That's nasty.

噢！好噁

Ew.

噁...

It's too big and it was so salty.

這太大了而且太鹹了

Ugh. God.

呃，天啊

You can smell it in your mouth.

你可以從嘴裡聞得到

Three, two, one.

三，二，一

That tastes like seaweed.

吃起來像海帶

Definitely from the ocean.

一定是來自海裡的

No. No, I'm not. I'm not.

不，我不要

I'm speechless.

我說不出話來了

It tasted disgusting.

這吃起來好噁心

I think out of all the Kids vs. Foods I've done, this is the most disgusting.

我想這是我在「小孩對決食物」中吃過最噁心的東西了

Salty! Like, way too salty!

好鹹！也太鹹了吧！

It tasted rancid.

吃起來像腐爛掉的東西

It tastes like barf, actually.

說真的，這吃起來像嘔吐物

Like, you know, after you throw up and then you have that aftertaste.

就像是，你知道的，當你吐完後那種殘留在你嘴巴裡的味道

I don't know who would want to eat this.

我不知道誰會想吃這個

Like, what kind of food is this?

這到底算哪門子食物？

We're gonna give you some hints to help you figure it out.

我們會給你一些線索來幫助你猜到這是什麼

So you're not just gonna tell me?

所以你們不打算直接告訴我？

SpongeBob loves them.

海綿寶寶喜歡的

You can find them washed up on a beach.

你可以看到它們被沖上海灘

And you better be careful, because they might sting you.

而且你最好小心一點，因為它們可能會螫你

Do you know what it is?

你知道這是什麼嗎？

This is jellyfish?

這是水母？

Jellyfish?

水母？

No! No! Nooo!

不會吧！

I think... no-ho-ho-ho!

我想... 喔不！

This is jellyfish?

這是水母？

It's jellyfish.

這是水母

It's that salty?

水母有這麼鹹？

I don't know who would like eating this.

我不知道誰會喜歡吃這個

But if they do, like you gotta get a new tongue or something, or get your taste buds checked, because this-- ugh.

但如果有人喜歡他們應該要換一個新的舌頭，或是去檢查味蕾有沒有問題，因為這真的是... 噁

I'm not really disgusted.

我並沒有覺得很噁心

It's a seafood, I guess.

這是某種海鮮，我猜

Jellyfish is considered a delicacy in many Asian countries.

水母在很多亞洲國家都被當作是佳餚

And in Japan, they love jellyfish so much they even made it a flavor of ice cream.

尤其在日本，他們超愛水母甚至還推出了水母口味的冰淇淋

Um, okay.

呃... 好喔

I'm never going to Japan.

我死也不去日本

Why in the world would they put something so good and so bad together?

怎麼會有人把那麼棒的東西跟那麼糟的東西結合？

I hate this, and "hate" is a strong word.

我恨這個東西，而且「恨」是很強烈的字眼

Last question: do you recommend that people try jellyfish?

最後一個問題：你會推薦其他人吃吃看水母嗎？

I do not recommend it.

我不推薦

No, do not try it.

不，千萬別試

If you want to barf, go ahead.

如果你想吐的話，吃吧

I say no 'cause it's too salty.

我不推薦，因為這太鹹了

I don't think you should try it.

我不認為你該嘗試

You're not gonna like it.

你不會喜歡的

Never in a million years.

直到一百萬年都不會

I would not recommend anybody to eat this disgusting evil thing!

我不會推薦任何人吃這個噁心又邪惡的東西！

No!!!

不會！

Do you like things that have 1000 pounds of salt on them?

你會喜歡加了 1000 磅的鹽的食物嗎？

I don't think so.

我想不會吧

No.

不會

May you guys say in the comments why-- like, what you guys do to the jellyfish to make it good?

可以麻煩你們在留言裡說明你們是怎麼讓水母變好吃的嗎？

Because I want to try it when it's actually good.

因為我想吃吃看真正好吃的水母

Thank you.

謝謝

Thanks for watching this episode of Kids vs. Food on the React channel.

謝謝觀賞這集在「反應」頻道上的「小孩對決食物」

Don't forget to subscribe.

別忘了訂閱

We have tons of new shows for you every week.

我們每週都有很多新節目等著你

What food should we eat next?

我們下次該吃什麼吧？

Tell us in the comments.

用留言告訴我們吧

Bye!

掰！

Bye, guys! I gotta swim on outta here.

各位再見！我要游走了