Name: Geese Are Weird, Gross and Beautiful
Uploaded: 2016-10-10T14:48:35.000Z
Duration: 2 min 36 s
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And welcome to Weird, Gross, and Beautiful--

that I find weird, gross, beautiful, or all three.

I hate them a lot, and it's not important why.

Just keep that in mind that sincerely-- they're

I had no idea that such jerks could attach for that long.

It's unknown to us whether or not if one of them

dies from being an asshole that the other one

in common with something as adorable as penguins hurts.

Barnacle geese eat five to six pounds of grass a day.

And that's bizarre, because geese only weigh up to like,

But they're really extra good at nomming on grass,

because their beaks are like, extra pointy, or something.

All the better to bite your small children with.

And they were quite possibly the first poultry

But here in the lab Catie Wayne, it's still out for debate

whether or not they are actually domesticated,

because they're such temperamental jerks.

Why would anyone ever want to domesticate geese?

And they just walk around with their stupid necks

They have this giant monster wingspan of over six feet,

and they can fly up to 40 miles per hour at migration speed.

So here's something that makes perfect sense.

when they're pooping in your lakes and water and stuff

like that, then you swim in the water, you could get E. Coli.

And our final fact from our in-house goose

All right, guys, that's all that I have for you today.

Please, be sure to follow me on Twitter @catiewayne,

and tweet at me what animals you would like me to talk about.

because we can make like a weird, gross, and/or beautiful

And while you're doing stuff for me, why don't you

check out this episode of Nature Hates You about geese?

They are, like, on the right track because geese suck.

Hashtag Team Catie Hates Geese Geese Are The Worse

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