Name: Other Donald Trumps Throughout History
Uploaded: 2016-11-10T03:49:44.000Z
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To a lot of us he sure seems like something

For one thing, he's made our political discourse

- He doesn't sweat because his pores are clogged

Yo, is Donald Trump Moses, 'cause this Bush is on fire!

Because we have this idea that the election

is supposed to be a serious, dignified affair.

Why, the founding fathers, they were titans of etiquette.

Gentlemen intellectuals who resolved their disputes

through reasoned debate and delicate handshakes, right?

Now yeah, sure, he and John Adams when they worked together

But when they ran against each other in the election of 1800

the powdered wig stayed on, but the gloves came off.

Jefferson hired a newspaper editor named James Callender

to write the most vile things about Adams in the press.

Callender wrote that, - Adams has a hideous

hermaphroditical character which has neither the force

and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness

- Jesus Christ, that is some 1770s shade.

- And by the way, Jefferson had that written

That's like if we found out that Biden was the guy

Photoshopping the Hitler mustaches onto the Obama posters.

So I'm sorry Trump, you didn't invent it.

Thomas Jefferson was the founding father of talking smack.

Okay, but how about this, Trump bragged about the size

- Look at those hands, are they small hands?

And, he referred to my hands, if they're small,

I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee.

no one with a big penis has ever had to say,

We said, surely no serious presidential candidate

Let's talk about our 36th president Lyndon B. Johnson.

Johnson bragged about the size of his penis constantly.

he nicknamed it "Jumbo," and when a colleague

would approach him in the Capitol bathroom,

Johnson, finishing, would sometimes turn to him

- Have you ever seen anything as big as this?

- Hey, you know what Lyndon, maybe you shouldn't talk about

your penis so much when your chosen nickname

sounds like the name of a Spanish language porn star.

Okay, okay, but Trump still treats people

I mean, he bullied his way to the nomination

First he defeats his opponents, then he dominates them.

I mean, have you seen what he did to poor Chris Christie?

This is like the last shot of an episode of Mad Men.

Chris Christie is the sitting governor of a state

- I'm not eating Oreos anymore, you know that.

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