Name: [ENGSUB] Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman
Uploaded: 2016-12-20T08:19:22.000Z
Duration: 9 min 15 s
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I don't know if you remember this, but we've met before.

Do you remember this?  It was really embarrassing for me.

[Jimmy] It was? Do you want me to tell --

I have not! That is correct.  - Right? No.

But this is years ago, and I -- do you want me to tell my version of the story?

I'm walking down the street,  in New York City,

- Yeah. - My friend Rick calls me and says,

I go, "I'm just walking down the street."

and she wants to meet you for, uh, maybe, to be in Bewitched or something like that"

And he goes, "I can be at your apartment in like ten minutes."

I go, "You're going to bring Nicole Kidman over to my apartment?"

I'm like, "OK, I don't know, what do I do? What, do I have something? What do I do?"

He goes, "I dunno, just get some cheese and crackers or something,"

and I'm like, "Cheese and crackers!  I'm --" [babbling]

"I don't have dinner parties, I don't have anyone over to my house."

I'm like, "I have video games and sneakers."

So I go and, I go, there's a deli, and I go in the deli.

I go, "Brie?" I didn't even know what that is, I'm like, "Uh ..."

So I go in this -- I'm on Saturday Night Live, I guess,

or something, I don't remember, really, when it was --

I just remember I liked you and he was like -- not now.

Um, but he was like, "Oh, well you can meet --"

[Jimmy] Wait, wait, what's going on? Wait, what?

So Rick, our mutual friend, says, "Oh, you know Jimmy wants to meet you,

and you can go over to his apartment, and dadadada ..."

and I'm single, and I'm like, "OK, yeah, cool!"

Did I date Nicole Kidman?  Did we go out on a date?

So I go over, though, and you're there in a baseball cap,

And you wouldn't talk.  You didn't say anything!

[talking over each other about being nervous and not talking]

[Jimmy] I didn't know this was a thing! I thought this was a movie!

It was like a hang, it was meant to just, I dunno.

And then you put a video game on or something --

And so after about an hour and a half I thought,

"He has no interest. This is so embarrassing."

[Nicole] And I left, and went, "OK, no chemistry."

[Jimmy] Well, doctor,  I remember it like it was yesterday.

Do you remember what the apartment looked like?

You made a great, fantastic decision. - You didn't! Anyway. It was like that.

[Jimmy] Oh my gosh! I am in shock right now!

But now, so nice, we're both married with kids.

[Jimmy] Yeah! I can't believe  I dated Nicole Kidman! This is fantastic!

It was one of the most awkward moments ever.

I can't believe it. Ha, you're definitely embarrassed!

Yeah, I mean, wow, my gosh! Are you friends with Rick any more?

[Jimmy] No, we don't talk to him after that, yeah.

You made a much better decision.  Keith Urban is so much cooler than I am.

He's a rock star, you live in Nashville now ...

He's always on tour, isn't he,  constantly, like ...

Yes, these country guys -- yes, he's always on tour --

[Nicole] You're not trying to be all serious!

[Jimmy] No, I'm trying to be serious now. Look, here's the deal:

I'm not always on tour. I'm always at home.

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