Name: Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jimmy Kimmel
Uploaded: 2017-01-23T02:42:06.000Z
Duration: 8 min 5 s
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>> WHEN I SAID WE SHOULD GO OUT TO DINNER SOMETIME, THIS IS NOT

>> James: WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE.

SO WE'VE GOT JELLYFISH, WE HAVE CHICKEN FEET.

WHICH I DONE EVEN KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE.

AND A BALUT, WHICH I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT IS. A

AND I KNOW PEOPLE CAN'T SMELL IT, BUT IT DOESN'T SMELL GOOD

>> James: IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING, IT'S HORRIFIC.

>> THIS FISH SMOOTHIE, IS GIVING OFF-- IT SMELLS LIKE BEING AT

>> James: I THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE PIG BLOOD CURD.

>> James: OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

BUT IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT SO YOUR QUESTION IS,--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE  ) IT'S ACTUALLY NOT BAD.

(LAUGHTER) >> NOW THE TABLES HAVE LITERALLY

>> James: IT WILL GREAT TO WASH THAT DOWN WITH GHOST PEPPER HOT

>> IS THAT REALLY GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE?

>> I SHOULD NOT HAVE SMOKED THAT JOINT BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT SO HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

>> James: OF ALL OF THE CURRENT LATE NIGHT HOSTS, WHO IS YOUR

>> ALL OF THE CURRENT LATE NIGHT HOSTS, WHO IS MY LEAST FAVORITE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THIS IS NOT LIKE ELK SPERM OR

>> James: IT'S JUST BREAST MILK, THAT'S ALL IT IS. A

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW I GET TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

>> James: YOU CHOOSE WHAT I AM GOING TO EAT.

>> I AM GOING TO-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BALUT IS, I HAVE THE

HICCUPS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I'M GOING TO GO WITH BALUT,

WERE YOU AS MISERABLE DOING "CARPOOL KARAOKE" WITH BRITNEY

( AUDIENCE REACTS  ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE  )

>> James: I'M VERY SAD IT LOOKED LIKE THAT.

I WASN'T-- I WASN'T-- I WASN'T MISERABLE AT ALL.

I WASN'T, IT WAS-- I WAS-- I-- IT WAS GREAT.

>> WHY WHERE YOU SWEATING WHEN YOU SAY THAT.

>> James: I WASN'T, I WASN'T, I GENUINELY WASN'T, I WASN'T

>> I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A PERSON LIES

YOU, JIMMY, I WILL GIVE YOU HERE, LET'S CHUCK A BULL PENIS

TO THE NEAREST MILLION TO THE NEAREST MILLION, HOW MUCH DO YOU

>> WELL, THANK YOU.K THANK YOU FOR THIS DELICIOUS

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE  ) >> James: THAT IS A LOT OF

>> I NEVER IMAGINED PENIS WOULD BE QUITE THIS CHEWY.

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Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Jimmy Kimmel

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