Name: Conan Trains To Become A Sausage Master - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2017-04-23T11:24:50.000Z
Duration: 5 min 51 s
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I had sausage for breakfast, you have sausage for lunch,

I went to a bar, they put sausage in a glass,

she's eating right now. (audience laughs)

I'm gonna go inside, find out how it all happens.

(German language), I'm the Master, (German language).

Well, you have a high opinion of yourself, do you?

Ah, my tongue won't do the language right.

I'm worried that if I use my tongue around you,

you might snatch it and make it into a sausage.

Uh, I have to tell you, that looks awful.

It just looks like someone was in a horrible accident!

My show and the people laughing are sausages.

You make your sausages, which are made of pieces of animal,

and I make my sausages, which is the smiles.

Not actually making sausage, but making people laugh.

When I make people laugh, (audience laughs)

[Marcus] Yes. [Conan] I am a sausage man,

[Marcus] Okay. [Conan] So, when I make someone

When people laugh, the noise they make is my sausage.

Then, so that's how I fill my world with my sausages.

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Conan Trains To Become A Sausage Master - CONAN on TBS

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