Name: President Donald Trump Takes the Middle East (& Israel)
Uploaded: 2017-05-26T13:46:05.000Z
Duration: 4 min 6 s
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DONALD TRUMP WAS AWAY FROM THE WHITE HOUSE THIS WEEKEND, SO IT

WAS PRETTY MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER WEEKEND SINCE HE BECAME THE

BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ON HIS FIRST INTERNATIONAL TRIP T

VISITING SEVERAL COUNTRIES IN THE MID E8 EAST.

TRUMP IS VISITING THE MUSLIM NATIONS AS PART OF HIS DON'T

TRUMP SPENT OVER A YEAR, HE SPENT OVER A YEAR JUST TRASH

NOW HE'S GOING TO GO AND VISIT THEM WHICH IS A BIT LIKE WHEN

YOU BAD MOUTH YOUR FRIEND'S EX AND THEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER.

WHILE TRUMP WAS IN SAUDI ARABIA HE PARTICIPATED IN A TRADITIONAL

(LAUGHTER) A GIANT ALL-MALE GROUP SWINGING

BUT IT IS A GREAT METAPHOR FOR THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

NOW WE KNOW WHY HE'S CHANGED HIS TUNE ABOUT ISLAM.

HE GOT THERE, THEY ALL PULLED OUT SWORDS AND HE WAS LIKE, I

TRUMP'S NEXT STOP ON THE TOUR WAS ISRAEL WHERE HE GREETED THE

PRESIDENT OF ISRAEL BY SAYING THIS, LISTEN CAREFULLY.

>> REX, OUR SECRETARY OF STATE HAS DONE AN INCREDIBLE JOB.

ONLY PROBLEM IS HE IS IN ISRAEL AND ISRAEL IS IN THE MIDDLE

THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME COMING OUT HERE SAYING GREAT TO BE HERE IN

LOS ANGELES, I JUST GOT BACK TO CALIFORNIA.

IF YOU THINK THAT FLUB WAS EMBARRASSING, YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

>> WE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.

NOW WHILE IN ISRAEL TRUMP VISITED A SACRED HISTORICAL

SITE, THE WESTERN WALL, HE WASN'T PRAYING AT THE WALL, HE

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL STONE, BEAUTIFUL STONE.

HOW MUCH OF 2,000 MILES OF THIS WALL COST.

NOW THIS MORNING TRUMP FOLLOWED THE TRADITION OF PLACING A SMALL

AND TONIGHT YOU GUESSED IT, HIS ARM IS STILL STUCK IN THAT WALL.

WHILE GETTING OFF THE PLANE IN ISRAEL DONALD TRUMP REACHED FOR

HIS WIFE'S HAND AND MELANIA WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT.

(APPLAUSE) LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S SLEEPING ON

WHEN THEY SAW THAT, EVEN THE ISRAELIS AND THE PALESTINIANS

WERE LIKE WOW, THOSE TWO DO NOT GET ALONG.

BUT THE THING EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT FROM THIS MIDDLE

EAST TRIP IS A WEIRD PHOTO TRUMP POSED FOR WITH THE LEADERS OF

EGYPT AND SAUDI ARABIA WHERE THEY ALL PLACED THEIR HANDS ON

I MEAN IS THAT AN INTERNATIONAL SUMMIT OR THE LEGION OF DOOM?

THINGS GOT EVEN WEIRDER WHEN TRUMP KEPT PICKING UP AND ASKING

IT QUESTIONS LIKE A MAGIC EIGHT BALL, LIKE HOW MUCH LONGER WILL

BUT YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH THIS PHOTO SEEMS WEIRD AND IT IS,

IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE TRUMP GRABBING SOME BALLS FOR A

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President Donald Trump Takes the Middle East (& Israel)

weird

stick

incredible

applause