Name: "Turning 40" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous Outtake
Uploaded: 2017-06-19T03:17:14.000Z
Duration: 2 min 34 s
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>>Russell Peters: This happens to me, more often, than not, now, at my age.

You know, after 40, it's a completely different life.

[To audience member] How old are you Omar?

it's a completely different life, you'll lead.

That's what happens. The minute you hit 40, shit breaks, out of nowhere.

Like, you-- you have to listen to your body, after 40. You can't just ignore,

When you're young, 33, if I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna jump off the stage!"

If I was 33, I'd be like, "Uh, don't do it!"

But then I'd jump, and then my body would be like,

But at 45? Fuck that! If I was like, "I'm gonna jump off the stage," my legs would break,

[Old southern man voice] "I'll tell ya hwat!"

When I turned 40, this guy came up to me, and he goes,

[Raspy voice] "Hey Russell, now that you're 40, remember this. Two things;

And the "trusting a fart" thing, is so much more important, than you think!

When you're young, you can fart-- You're 33! You can just walk around,

[fromp fromp fromp-- fromp fromp fromp fromp fromp]

You could have, little fart games, if you want.

After 40, you don't have the "fart freedom," that you had before that.

[bip bip bip bip bipbip bip bipbip bipbip bip bip bip]

'Cause you wanna make sure, its air. You wanna feel it, the whole way.

[Yelling] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! This is not a test!

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"Turning 40" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous Outtake

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