Name: Fresh Meat S01 E02
Uploaded: 2017-07-23T19:23:31.000Z
Duration: 39 min 5 s
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No. It's the weight and shape of a human head.

Well, that's good. It's just that, now you've said "human head" a lot,

So you can relax cos it's definitely not a human head.

Hey, Kingsley! I'm just cooking my speciality dish...

No offence, but I won't be eating that shit because it looks heinous.

What looks like a head, but isn't a head?

You know what? Maybe let's not bother sitting down together?

Yeah, wouldn't be so much fun without JP.

Er, yeah, he was totally chilled about it. You know what he's like.

No, not really. I haven't actually met him. Have you met him?

He's not here, it's a temporary arrangement,

we'll all use each other's rooms as work-out spaces anyway, it's all fine.

Did you tell Kingsley about the other night?

So what if I did? Why are you so desperate to keep it a secret?

Yeah, I mean, I'll grant you, it was an unusual coalition?

But what you've got to understand, babes,

is this is the kind of thing that will happen under the coalition.

They close down the NHS, we get jiggy, deal with it.

Unless I've got another girl in there in which case it's definitely closed.

I tell you what I could do, I could tie a tie to the door handle

and then, if you see the tie, lucky you vis-a-vis jiggy time.

Tell Kingsley you were bullshitting him. It never actually happened.

and the thing is, I am a shamed of doing you.

Yeah, well, we can't go to any of the hall parties,

No, it's great. I'm just a little bit homesick, you know?

Oh, how nice of you to pay me a visit, Pope Kingsley.

doing his judging? Have you come to judge me some more?

Look, I know you know I slept with JP, but I want to say for the record

that I didn't know him at all at the time, I'd hardly spoken to him.

I had no way of knowing what a dick he is.

I don't make a habit of sleeping with men I've hardly spoken to

it doesn't make me a bad person, so you can fuck off, Popey.

Oh, I... um, I'm just strong, I'm just really surprisingly strong.

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Fresh Meat S01 E02

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