Name: IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL 2
Uploaded: 2017-10-13T14:35:56.000Z
Duration: 3 min 30 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

You make me the happiest man ever, and marry me?

No, I've only known you for two weeks. We've only spent 4 and a half hours together

People we need to get this kitchen clean, you wash the dishes, you mop floor, you clean the oven.

God, you guys are so lazy! Looks like I'm gonna have to hire some new cakes around here...

Insane. No one will grab it! Yes, it's absolutely disgusting,

Perhaps you design a t-shirt. People love t-shirts. Yes, maybe put on meemee [SHE SAID MEEMEE OMG] on it perhaps the boy he does:

Yes you get it, yes, people love Meemees, not this garbage. Make it work. [clap clap]

I'm gonna go dance with the stars! [laughs as he floats towards the Sun]

Man, I love dancing. So you guys don't like salsa - whoo man, it's geting a little hot in here. Maybe we could do a tango or- ooh, ah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Look at this shite! [Yes chef,] IT'S [bleep] -ING RAW YOU [bleep] -ING DONKEY! [Yes chef.]

[Chef!] Oh my god, I'm sorry, was that ok?

Oh yeah, totally! Uh maybe next take you could call me a [bleep] -ing idiot cow [bleep] -er? Ooh, cow [bleep] -er, yes that's great!

[NEXT!]   COW [bleep] -ER!! Yes chef! WHADDYA [inaudible moans] YES CHEF!

Whichever one of you has the most instagram followers.

Everyone thinks Mike is kind of a [bleep] -hole, but I don't mind him, in fact

I'm a  pretty laid-back guy, so I don't let things like that get to me, you know. I just don't like to fight.

Okay, this is boring as hell. Can you turn up the drama? Yeah! I'm on it!

Mike is a -  [bleep] -hole - but to fight - like - so I let - a - [bleep] -hole - get to me - Mike - get to me - [bleep] -hole

[bleep] - hole [bleep] -hole [bleep] -hole Now this is juicy! Juicy Lucy...

00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:58,409
Kim! Hey, Kim! K-Kourtney, Kim!

These Kardashian is really hard to keep up with. Probably why they call it keeping up with the Kard-ash-ians.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

IF REALITY SHOWS WERE REAL 2

subscribe

weird

absolutely

insane