Name: Facebook Fallout: Mark Zuckerberg Rolls Out an Apology | The Daily Show
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and the fallout from its data sharing scandal

In fact, people have even started a movement online

Which, if you think about it, is like seeing an abstinence video

and walking peanut allergy Mark Zuckerberg

made a rare appearance on CNN to try and stop the bleeding.

and... and I'm really sorry that this happened.

to protect people's data, and if we can't do that,

then we don't deserve to have the opportunity

So our responsibility now is to make sure

He's like, "I'm proud to announce our newest innovation,

But look, at the very least, Zuckerberg knows

that he's in hot water, which is why he's willing

to take his apology wherever it's needed.

So, the-the short answer is, is I'm happy to

What we try to do is send the person at Facebook,

But if I was a congressman, I wouldn't want him to testify.

Yeah. Because you realize that dude knows everybody's secrets.

he can just be like, "Sure, let's talk about transparency.

"you click on your daughter's best friend's bikini photos.

when I was getting started with Facebook,

that a big part of my responsibility today

would be to help protect the integrity of elections

against interference by other governments,

um, you know, I wouldn't have really believed

that that was gonna be something that I would have to work on

Yeah, you have to admit, that is a weird situation to be in.

and now America is counting on him to protect the integrity

It's like if an asteroid was headed towards the Earth,

and then for some reason we turned to the guy

And he's like, "Aah! Aah! Has anyone tried swiping left?

we turn now to our senior tech correspondent

and computer owner, Ronny Chieng, everybody!

after learning that Facebook allowed random companies

to access their personal data, is it fair for people to feel

Oh, people are pissed off on the Internet?

The only people to blame here are the dumbasses

who share everything about themselves online!

Every day! It's, like, "Look at the food I'm eating."

your relationship is "complicated." Okay?

Especially when you're banging  the best eggs Benedict

So I... I take it that you're not on Facebook?

because I'm not naive enough to post anything real about myself.

If you check my profile, it's just pictures of Iceland

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Facebook Fallout: Mark Zuckerberg Rolls Out an Apology | The Daily Show

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