Name: So Much News, So Little Time: Trump Edition | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2018-03-28T01:45:10.000Z
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may have been the biggest news in terms of quality,

that we don't have the time to cover it all.

Luckily, not enough time is the perfect amount of time

Ain't Nobody Got Time for That: Trump Edition.

All right, let's start with the big news of the day.

the United States has identified as intelligence officers.

The White House says the move comes in response

on a former Russian spy and his daughter in the U.K.

Dozens of Russian diplomats have been expelled.

about one week to get out of this country.

That's not a lot of time to cram all your poisonings in.

Just gonna be like, "You're dead. You're dead.

You know why Trump probably did this, though, right?

Someone told him. They're like, "Sir, if you sign this,

everyone working for Russia has to leave the U.S."

Oh, and before he kicked out the Russians,

Trump also got rid of his national security advisor,

Bolton taking over for McMaster is terrifying,

Bolton is horny for war with North Korea and Iran,

who still thinks the Iraq War was a good idea.

about how Bolton's policies could throw America

into a never-ending spiral of unwinnable wars,

because thanks to another Trump decision,

America is actually gonna have fewer troops.

banning transgender people from serving in the military

I mean, if you're looking for brave people

you don't have to look any further than trans people.

Like, you think it takes guts to fight in Syria?

Try being trans and walking into a restroom in Alabama.

That's bravery, my friends. That's bravery.

transgender soldiers and Russians are out,

President Trump signing that $1.3 trillion spending bill

because his border wall wasn't fully funded

The president signing what was a monster piece

There are some things that we should have in the bill.

I will never sign another bill like this again.

Aw. Sucks when people make you do something

It's funny how Trump sold himself as the best dealmaker

Yeah, and his big threat is that he won't do it again.

Yeah. I guess that's the kind of negotiating

that left him stuck with Eric and Don Jr. in the divorce.

"All right, fine. I'll take those little weirdos this time,

but, next divorce, I'm standing my ground!"

Now, unfortunately, we don't have the time

to talk about how Trump promised to cut the deficit

but instead has spent money like Lil Wayne

because the Trump news that's been swallowing everything

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