Name: Conan & Jordan Schlansky's Italian Wine Tasting - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2018-04-14T05:27:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 49 s
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We're at the Fèlsina Winery in Chianti, and this is Chiara.

And for many years, he has talked about one of his favorite wines, which comes from this vineyard.

This is a magic moment for you, so maybe a thank you.

- So and our expert can.. - What was that?

- That's annoying. Lift it. - It's not annoying me.

(chuckles) I will cut your goddamn hand off if you do that again.

You wanna be able to see your finger through it.

Jordan, hold yours up and see if you can see my finger through your wine.

- Cento per cento? - Cento per cento. (speaking Italian)

Cento per cento. (glass scratching table)

- I just wanna explain something... - And I've told you like eight times.

You were supposed to spill some of it out.

Well, you see, if you become intoxicated, you won't be able to adequately drink this wine.

- And so you just drank mine. - He's drinking your wine!

Watch this, it's a magic trick I learned in alcoholism school.

- Cinghiale, cinghiale (Italian) is a... - What's that?

- Cinghiale is a wild boar...  - Oh, a wild boar. - It is one of the primary meats of Tuscany.

The meat is often greasy, and it coats your tongue.

And you immediately have these notes of fruit, cherry and black fruit.

I concentrate on the earth, and I smell a forest.

I mean, I feel like I'm lost in the woods right now.

Yeah, it's damp like when you're walking in the woods and maybe it rains.

Well, not even the soil, but like if there's like moss on a branch and you step on it.

You think if you stand and you twirl your glass without putting it on the table you're supposed to get.

We've had nothing to drink and we're behaving this way.

- Please stop that. Please stop it. - Yes.

- I will smash your face to powder.  - Yes, yes.

The truffle dogs will come in and they will feast on your powdered puss.

Of all the wine tastings you've done, is this the stupidest one?

You're roamin' around with a moss stick up your ass.

If I was one of these three wines, I would be the Fontalloro because I am subtle, you know?