Name: Two Black Men Get Arrested for Doing Nothing at Starbucks | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2018-04-20T03:10:24.000Z
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If you're a black person, you're probably buzzing

First, Kendrick Lamar just won a Pulitzer Prize for music.

The first time, the first time this award has gone to someone

-(cheering) -Yeah. And... and I know what you're saying:

"But it's an outdoor festival." Yeah, that's how badass she is.

She brought in a roof just so she could tear it off.

That's what she did. That's how big it was.

And, guys, this was the blackest performance

because it makes it feel like they're down, you know?

Which is weird, because it never goes the other way around.

Like, you could never have, like, the Oak Ridge Boys show up

at the club, and then... expect brothers walking out,

going like, "Yo, these niggas can strum, B.

So... so all in all, it feels like a great couple of days

But of course, unfortunately, if you're a black person

who is not on stage, not everything is going your way.

where the police were called in and two black men were arrested.

a witness's cell phone,  shows police talking,

The men wanted to use the  restroom but the manager said

When they wouldn't leave,  she called police.

this is why black people should always show up late.

maybe it's not true that black people are never on time.

It's just that we only know about the ones who show up late,

because all the early ones got taken away.

And I know, I know there are some people saying,

Well, because that's what Starbucks is for.

with espresso machines; that's all it is.

In fact, the only mistake these black guys made

was not using the tactics of the white man.

When the manager accused them of doing nothing,

I'm writing a screenplay, that's what I'm doing."

and instead of driving up with sirens wailing all bad-ass,

they're like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

And how do they even get you back to the station, huh?

Do they throw you on the back of a bicycle built for two?

And now, now you're in custody but you have to help them pedal?

You're just there at the back, like, "Man.

We look adorable, though, we look adorable."

America clearly has a problem with policing and black people.

On the one hand, you have people calling the police

because they see black people as inherently threatening,

and then you have police who only know how to respond

Do we fix society or do we try and fix the police?

maybe all we need to do is change the people

Well, for years 9-1-1's been handling calls that,

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