Name: Tiffany Haddish Killed an Old Man by Dancing on Him at a Bar Mitzvah
Uploaded: 2018-04-20T16:41:52.000Z
Duration: 6 min 28 s
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Really, read this front to back. 		You will laugh.

There is a story in here 						about you at a bar mitzvah.

-Yes, I do know 						what you're talking about.

-I couldn't believe -- I didn't know where it was going.

Were you, like, a hype man 		for a bar mi--

-I was the energy producer. 				My title is energy producer.

I get the party hype. 				See what I'm saying?

The party be right here, 		I bring it up to there!

Like, the party be, like, 						everybody chillin',

I'm like, "Get up! 						Put them lox down!

-I produced energy, 		so I might tell jokes, I emcee,

I'd get choreographed routines, 		like, get the party --

'cause, you know, it's teenagers 		and, like, old people,

and you try to get them all to come together

-So, yeah, but you -- 		-But I did it. I got --

-You did? 		-Yeah. Yeah, the whole country.

-Yeah, oh, so I was at this one 						party in particular

where there was 				an older gentleman --

he had to be, like, in his 80s or whatever --

and I got up and said, "Come on, grandpa! Let's dance!"

And I grabbed him by his tie 				and we were dancing and stuff

And then I decided to turn it around on him

and drop it like it's hot, 						give him that booty action.

You know? 				And you just like, "Bop-bop!"

-Oh, all right. All right, all right, all right.

And I'm dancing, I'm dancing, 				he's smiling and everything,

and I turned around on him and I'm dancing.

I look at the people's face 		in front of me,

and their faces were going 						like this, and then went...

And I was like, "What?" 				And I turned around,

and he was on the ground 				on his back.

They were trying to, like, 						revive him.

They ended up taking him 		to the hospital, and...

[ Sad tuba notes play ] And I was like --

I felt like this ass 				is deadly, you know?

I -- My moves are killer, 				I got killer moves, you know?

And then my boss is trying to get me back out there.

And then I got a letter from the guy's daughter,

Like, that's the happiest 						they had seen him.

They hadn't seen him have 				that much fun

and they sent me a little tip, like, a check with a tip,

and I was like, 						"Well, I guess I got to get

So another six years after that, 		I kept dancing.

You know, I was killing it. I did it 11 years total.

-Man, oh, man. 				-Yeah, there's probably a lot

of video footage of me just killin' it at the mitzvahs.

-"Killin' It at the Mitzvah." 		That's a movie.

-"Killin' It at the Mitzvahs" is a movie, yeah.

I got to say, "Girls Trip," 		you were unbelievable,

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