Name: If Job Interviews Were Honest
Uploaded: 2018-04-29T12:06:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 25 s
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Honestly, I forgot this was happening today.

Well, I've already judged you based on how you look.

Should I start lying now, or did you wanna small talk about the weather first?

You can just like, go ahead and say everything you wrote on there.

Sure, well as you can see here, I made up six years of experience.

I told him you might call, and he has talking points already.

So tell me about this management position at this company I've never heard of.

Technically, I was an assistant but I feel like I could've figured it out.

Mmhmm, let's see what other interview questions I've Googled here.

Ah, yes, why did you leave your last job?

I just feel like I needed a bigger challenge, you know?

Tell me about one of your many weaknesses, and don't say perfectionist, ok? You liar.

Says here you're proficient in Photoshop.

Oh, yeah, I face tune all the time, it's one and the same.

I know exactly three words, that was one of them.

Mmm, trustworthy, I'm not really sure that's a skill.

Fair, it also depends how many drinks I've had.

I know it seems like I'm taking informative notes but really I'm just writing, "Don't hire,"

stupid answer, dumb dumb, you're not getting the job.

You know, I'm sensing this isn't going well so I'm gonna say a bunch of buzzwords.

I'm really enjoying feeling like I'm in power right now.

You're talking a little too much so I'm gonna tell you about our company now.

Oh, I'm squinting my eyes and nodding as if I'm very interested.

Same, yeah, no, I could care less about this god damn company.

Well, I'm going to overthink everything I said as soon as I walk out.

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