Name: How To Be Petty 101
Uploaded: 2018-05-08T09:57:07.000Z
Duration: 5 min 33 s
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And today I wanna help you fine
tune a very important skill,

Today I'm here to help you
strengthen your pettiness.

In just five easy steps,
I'm hoping to take you

Now, if you can't even
remember what you had

your memory is garbage,
but there's a life hack.

Where I write down everything
everyone has done wrong,

it was delivered, I was
wearing a red shirt,

Remember last Christmas when
you stood beside Jessica

and not me when we took
that one picture in front

- Dude, why didn't you respond to my text?

- Well, you took 39
minutes to respond to my

Now there's a famous
quote that says forgive

but never forget, and
that's why Tumblr's trash,

- Oh, then why did you like
your ex's picture in 2016?

Bringing up the past is
appreciating history,

and if you don't agree, you
don't respect your ancestors,

Now the goal here is to say
you're being the bigger person

without actually being the bigger person.

In other words, do not
walk it like you talk it,

When you're upset, avoid
doing radical things

like talking about it and
coming to a resolution.

No, no, instead, let your
anger seep out slowly

- Hey babe, which tie
do you think is better?

- Hey babe, what's the
Netflix password again?

- Hey, I think I'm having
an allergic reaction.

- I don't know, you tell
me, you're the smart one.

Centuries ago, pioneer
people had to be petty

I need some space, I'll
talk to you tomorrow.

- Feeling so happy today,
I should be an astronaut

you go lower, and don't forget
to accidentally tag them.

It's important to start
every petty sentence with

You know, I just think
it's really funny how...

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How To Be Petty 101

ridiculous

appreciate

structure

aggressive