Name: Can Dan and Phil survive Fortnite?!
Uploaded: 2018-05-21T06:55:35.000Z
Duration: 15 min 37 s
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P: Wow, you were so hidden! D: Look at me!

D: Today I'm wearing camouflage 'cause we're getting serious-

D: -With some gaming. P: I'm wearing rose-o-flage.

P: I could hide in a rose bush right now. D: -But you're trying your best.

P: Which a lot of people across the world have been playing.

D: Oh yeah, a few people- P: A few million people. D: -have, like, gotten into this this year, yeah.

P: If you're someone that lives in a cave, it's a Battle Royale game where a hundred people get

P: Catapulted on an island, and you've gotta fight each other to the death, and only one person will win.

D: It's the Hunger Games. P: Yeah. D: Which it was Battle Royale.

D: You can play this game by yourself, and it's just you versus a hundred people

D: And it's, like, super tense and scary and it's fun. P: Yeah.

D: Or in a squad. Now, I- P: I'm a lit addition to the team!

D: Okay, team- P: Don't start that tone! D: Team rule number one-

P: I'm unpredictable like a poker player. D: You- you are an amazing morale booster-

P: Thanks. D: And you're really fun and nice- P: [laughs]

D: But I wouldn't choose Phil to have my back in a zombie apocalypse, disclaimer.

P: I'm terrible at this, so we're probably gonna die really fast.

P: So I'm playing as this floating torso lady. D: You look like a Lost actress.

D: Rodriguez. P: We have to go back! D: [indignant stuttering]

D: Yeah, am I talking about Michelle Rodriguez or Evangeline Lily there?

D: Oh, look, there's- there's Dan, my character, there.

P: [laughs] Shut up. D: That's me being you. Right, okay-

D: And Phil, I see your name in the distance.

P: I'm going to dance for this group of lads

D: I love that in any this P: yeah lads. D: they don't seem amused P: They love it. They love it!

D: They're not even moving P: SEE SEE SEE I made a friend

D: In any battle royale games start by jumping out the plane which in this game is a bus because they're so quirky

P: I already know- D: Where do you want to go? What do you want to aim for?

P: Well everyone usually jumps out straight away, and I want to keep alive for a little bit

D: Let's go for tomato town, okay? So did you see it on the map

P: no one likes Tomatoes So that's a good sign? D: Well-

P: Where is it? I can't see I can't see it. It's like it's like Where's Wally. [Dan singing: Phil can't read, Phil can't see]

D: Right, I reckon we jump in like a few seconds. P: Im getting ready

D: Right, uhm, there's people coming near us

P: Basically, in this game, you don't want-

D: One is surviving til the end, like in the Hunger Games.

D: By being- What? (he meant by being sneaky)

P: [cute laugh] Sorry. I don't know my lefts and rights.

-OH MY GOD WE'RE BOTH GOING THE WRONG WAY

-WHERE ARE WE GOING? Come towards these steel beams.

D: Junkyard. Junkyard. Junkyard. Come on.

P: Dan! That was not the plan!  D: Are you coming into the junkyard?

D: Ok, I've got a tactical shot-gussy (shotgun). We're fine.

P: Just bang him in the face and we'll be all good.

D: ....Yikes, that came out wrong didn't it? P: [awkward laugh]

D: Right, we need to get together. It'll be alright. P: Stay with me!

P: The truth is, if you stay together, you will win.

D: Well, if you're playing in a duo, then yes, you need to stick together.

P: The thing about this game is  you can hear people's footsteps.

P: Right, let's find some more guns and get some items

D: Now, as you can tell, you start with nothing-

-and the whole poINT- P: OH MY GOD D: OH MY GOD SOMEONE'S SHOOTING US

D: oH MY GOD THERE'S SOMEONE RIGHT THERE PHIL PHIL PHIL!!!!

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