Name: Crazy Things Girls Expect In Relationships (ft. Anthony Padilla)
Uploaded: 2018-05-28T07:30:52.000Z
Duration: 6 min 33 s
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- Ladies, I'm about to
spill all of our tea.

What up everyone, it's
your girl Superwoman.

And this is why I'm
gonna be single forever.

Listen, I'm not one of
those delusional people

that's all like, oh I'm single
because the world is unfair

Okay, I am single because
I'm a hot effing mess,

For example, I know what
I want in a relationship.

want the opposite of that,
do you know what I mean,

and I just need someone to
figure out the algorithm.

For example, if I'm venting,
I know what I need in return.

I'm the most like unstubborn person ever.

I think you mean not
stubborn or something,

It's a word, I just used it in a sentence.

- I don't think that makes it a real word.

- Oh my God, unstubborn,
it's a word, it is.

- Look, maybe Jessica has a point, though.

- Okay you're not just
supposed to agree with me.

You're supposed to show me
a different point of view

All I'm asking is for you to agree with me

Here's another example, right,
when I'm in the mood, tss.

Okay honestly why can't you
ever just make the first move.

- Yeah, I'm sitting here,
I'm clearly in the mood,

- You want my first move
to be pulling your hair?

don't turn me into Mr Clean,
but give it a tug or something.

But then on a different
day, this is also me.

Because I'm clearly
watching a movie right now,

It's also really important
to me to date someone

I want your parents to
be impressed, you know?

Like I'm not your mother,
I cannot hold your hand

- Wait, are you really
gonna wear that shirt?

- I feel like it just
screams, I don't care.

- I do care, and I'll prove it
with insightful conversation.

- Okay on that note, we need
to go over some talking points.

Okay, number one, don't tell
any jokes, you're not funny.

Where do you see this relationship going?

We're still getting to
know each other, right?

But then like a random
Tuesday after half a cosmo,

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