Name: "Indian Doctors" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
Uploaded: 2018-07-31T11:01:00.000Z
Duration: 5 min 7 s
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I would never go to an Indian guy that became a doctor.

Especially one that was born and raised in this part of the world, f*ck that.

Cause if we were born and raised here you had real dreams, and it was never to become a doctor.

Let's be honest. I would go to an Indian woman.

Cause when an Indian woman becomes a doctor, that means she really wanted to be a doctor.

Cause even her parents like, "Sweetie. You don't have to become a doctor,

She's like, "F*ck you. I wanna be a doctor." I need that kind of determination from my doctor.

You know, well you had dreams in your 14 years old, right, Sandeep? But it wasn't to be a doctor.

That's not what a fourteen-year-old dreams about it. 14 year old has dreams that are

ridiculous, that your dream at 14 should never be

logical. It should just be the dumbest shit you're doing at 14. I'll tell you what my dream was when I was 14.

It wasn't to be a comedian. I didn't even know this job existed.

My dream, it'll make you feel better about whatever your dream was.

My dream at fourteen here's I thought I was going to do with the rest of my life. I thought I

Alright, first of all, f*ck you, all right.

Second of all, I'm not a stripper. I would I was a breakdancer like, yo I'm going to do this sh*t forever.

What was your dream when you're a fourteen-year-old boy growing up on the mean streets of Mississauga?

Sandeep, now be honest, don't make no bullsh*t up.

Oh well good. That's a good start. I always. I don't have Indian guys

You know yell out shit that they never did? I wanted to be in the NBA

Yeah, so you wanted to be a musician-I know what happened tell me if I'm right.

You're about 17-18 years old you're sitting in your room playing with your

And your mom walked in, and you were thinking I'm going to be a musician, your mom walked in, and then "Sandoo"

Cause that's all you need to do for an Indian nickname.

All you need to add 2 o's to whatever you want the nickname to be.

"Sandoo" like look what Edward and Edwoo. Well that could be your name, Ed Wu. Sorry, that, um, that didn't work cause,

You're going to college, why don't you become a doctor?

So you put your guitar down and picked up,

stethoscope and it was all over, after that, that's why I could never go to you.

I don't want my doctor to have had other dreams about being something else. My doctor in America is

from the hood, who grew up with every disadvantage, real hood, like in the hood hood like where the-where people, were like you could

Yo cuz! Let's go kill some motherf*ckers today!

I want my doctor to be the guy that said "No Man!"

And everybody in the hood was like "Ain't nobody gonna f*ck with the Pharaoh."

That time I know I got the right doctor cause he'll say "and sh*t" at the end of sentences.

He'll look pissed off when I walk into the doctors office. That's the doctor I want. Alright Mr. Peters,

Seems your nasal passage's inflamed and sh*t.

You fill out this little bi*ch-a** prescription

That's the right doctor for me-I don't want my doctor to be some bratty Indian kid who grew up in Mississauga

Halfway through an operation. Just goes f*ck this sh*t.

I wanna play guitar and then goes (funny noises).

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"Indian Doctors" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous

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