Name: Ride Share Drivers Tell Their Craziest Stories
Uploaded: 2018-09-30T01:19:14.000Z
Duration: 5 min 55 s
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So she pulls out like a 20 or something like that out of her pocket.

Rolls that boy up, pops open the bag, leans the chair back, right, and just, (snort), in my car!

So it's two AM, the drunk hour, when the magic phrase last call drives the inebriated into the streets.

I pick up this couple, it was obviously a date, the girl had like flowers, the guy was completely drunk.

We get to the location, she says, okay, we gotta get him out so you can take me home.

He said, "I'm not leaving you! I'm nah nah nah nah."

She says okay I will take him out to the curb, then I'll get back into the car.

And does that, before she could close the door, he jumps into the back seat.

So she gets out trying to coax him out, and I said, sir, you really have to leave the car.

He gets out, and he gets into the divers side, and he starts throwing punches.

I'm sitting there holding up my arms, trying to deflect it.

And I get ahold of his wrists, then he's giving me the death stare trying to throw punches.

He gets out, goes around, opens up the drivers side door, to try and get a better shot at me, and I end up just driving off.

I drive down a couple blocks and then I start writing to the app, saying this guy made me feel unsafe.

He caught up to where I was and starts beating on the drivers side window.

I try to drive away, he's trying to get in, he's trying to, he's like trying to confront a car.

Drive down a lot longer, maybe a mile or so.

I finish up driving, and then I notice he left his phone in the car.

I took it to the Hub where they have the real people there.

Here's this guys phone, this is this ride, you guys can deal with returning it to him.

And I don't know what they did, they said they maybe temporarily banned him.

But they said as far as anything further, we'll take the appropriate action.

It was maybe about 2:30 at night, 3:00, when the bars were all out.

And I'm trying to find this guy when all of a sudden I hear like a whistle, so he sits in the back.

He's cool, like he's this British rocker.

You know we're talking, we're putting on some really good music and we're just jamming out, and I can kinda smell that he like smokes, which is kinda like my pick up line, like oh do you wanna have a cigarette, and he goes yeah.

So we decide to have a cigarette, but he said let me sit in the front, and I said yeah totally.

The mood is great, and then all of a sudden he starts rubbing on my leg, and I was like whoa.

Like the thing is I was into it too, so I started rubbing on his leg, and...

And the thing is, you know, we start kissing, and it gets hot and heavy, he whips out his junk.

And so, yeah, I was playing with his junk, whatever.

And he's British, so you know what that means, he's uncircumcised, no I know, I know.

Well, of course I'm gonna charge for that shit.

We get hot and heavy, and the thing is that he wanted to fuck me, he says like I want to fuck you.

And I was thinking like, wow, I usually I mean, after like the first 30 minutes, usually it's like an hour in the night.

I'm not that easy, and we don't have protection.

I'm, this guys nuts, so I was like well this is a little bit much.

And he's all no no we can't go back to your place.

And I said, I don't think it's gonna happen.

I dropped him off and like when I see him,

Like, he really wanted it because he was that drunk.

- It was rush hour, so it was like five, six o'clock.

I get a request from this girl off the UCLA campus.

And so I pull up, and I see this girl walking towards me,

and she looked like she just got outta bed.

So she walks over and she looks like she's just tired.

She comes up to the window and she's like,

boyfriends and girlfriends, dating, all of a sudden

And she goes, have you ever done drugs before,

So then she goes, oh well just so you know,

We're driving along, we get to Hollywood,

Franklin and Whitley, we're at the corner.

This guy she's texting has not responded yet.

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