Name: Conan & Jordan Visit The Toto Toilet Showroom
Uploaded: 2018-12-08T15:40:15.000Z
Duration: 5 min 40 s
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You're thinking that right now I'm on the set of Westworld

or J.J. Abrams' latest sci-fi futuristic concoction,

I'm at the Toto Toilet showroom in Tokyo.

Joining me right now is a huge fan of Japanese toilets.

He's talked about them quite a bit over the years.

Jordan, tell me, what is it about Toto Japanese toilets

I love any toilet bowl that washes your anus.

People wash every other part of their body

that is never as dirty with soap and water,

but the anus, they say, don't worry about it,

Even while the rest of the world washes the anus,

the United States sits back and says, no, we're okay,

because a little piece of paper does just as good a job.

are you confident in the cleanliness of your anus?

I've heard any American give in a long time.

I thought it was making a point of some kind.

My friend only wishes a toilet with washing capabilities.

I don't believe washing one's anus should be a luxury.

I believe washing one's anus is a right, not a privilege.

but you've taken that and probably elevated it.

How does the stream of water know how to hit its mark?

But what if someone was outside the average?

I think it's barbaric that we have to go to the toilet.

And I'm like, what the, hey, he's right and then I go.

They're--I'm telling you, they're thinking!

Because I could be a voice of a new toilet.

And check me out on TBS, weeknights at 11.

but I just want a toilet bowl that is low to the ground

I strongly suspect you're being paid by the Anus Council.

Anus. The anus. Your anus. My anus. Your anus. Your anus.

Your anus. Anuses. Your anus. Your anus. Your anus.

The anus. The anus. One's anus. Anus. The anus. The anus.

The anus. Dry the anus. Dry the anus. The anus. The anus.

How many seconds does it take to clean your anus?

and my second question is, did he survive?

why are you letting me ask these questions?

Also, apparently, a power surge recently, in Osaka,

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