Name: Hashtags: #MyWeirdRoommate
Uploaded: 2019-01-29T05:38:00.000Z
Duration: 2 min 54 s
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-Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

-He says, "My roommate would lay on the couch

"He would have ranch dressing on one side of his chest,

"cheese dip on the other, and a mountain of chips

She says, "In college, my roommate came to me

"in a panic and told me her snake got out.

"My roommate would come home drunk holding his shoes

"by the laces, swing them around like nunchucks,

"and attack me while I was trying to sleep,

[ Laughter ] [ Slurs ] "I'm Michelangelo!"

She says, "If the vending machine didn't have

"cheddar sour cream chips, my roommate would lie on her bed

'When the vending machine is empty, I am empty.'"

-I'm with the roommate. -Cheddar sour cream chips.

He says, "I had a roommate that would pour

"toilet bowl cleaner on his dirty dishes,

"He said, 'If it's good enough to clean toilets,

-[ Imitates spitting ] -What was on the plate?

He says, "My college roommate bought size 22 sneakers,

"put them in the middle of our living room,

"just so when people came over and saw them he could say,

-[ Laughs ] God, what's -- Where's the win?

What did he expect the reaction would be?

-I guess you'd be like, "Wow. She's really tall."

-That was a good bit. I kind of like it, man.

I give you props. I think it's -- I think it's funny.

This last one here is from @diane-kinkade.

She says, "My college roommate tried to kill a spider

"that was on the window pane with a hammer.

-There you have it. Those are "Tonight Show" Hashtags.

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Hashtags: #MyWeirdRoommate

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