Name: LGR Tech Tales - Bonzi Buddy: A Spyware's Tale
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The year is 1999 and the internet has just been introduced to BonziBuddy.

Before the YouTube videos, endless memes, and unscrupulous reputation, it was just a

One that promised to help users search the web, keep an itinerary, and even tell jokes

But by 2004 the jig was up, and people wanted nothing to do with BonziBuddy, with its deserved

reputation as being a manipulative piece of adware that spied on its users.

And yet, even after the public backlash and legal trouble that sank the company, the people

behind BonziBuddy still have an online ad business running to this day.

This is LGR Tech Tales, where we take a look at noteworthy stories of technological inspiration,

This episode tells the tale of the Internet’s favorite hated downloadable assistant, BonziBuddy.

Our story begins in 1997 with the release of Microsoft Agent.

This was a software package distributed through Windows 98 and the Microsoft website that

allowed for the use of interactive, animated characters.

The idea was to make computer interactions easier and more natural by using a conversational

system instead of the traditional Windows menus and desktop metaphor interfaces.

While it began as an offshoot of the actors in Microsoft Bob, the high-profile failure

of a Windows shell released two years prior, Agent was a separate product entirely.

Each of the four agent characters could communicate with users through interactive speech bubbles,

voice recognition, and text-to-speech functionality.

The whole idea was to do what Microsoft Bob failed at and bring virtual assistants to

computing, and these were included in everything from Microsoft Office 97 in the form of Clippit

the paperclip, aka Clippy, to Windows XP’s search function in the form of Rover the dog.

But while Microsoft intended for these freely-released agents to be used by everyone to improve the

computing experience, others saw the potential for more profit.

Enter the Bonzi family, and specifically Joe and Jay Bonzi, who started their own company

Since 1995 they’d been selling a $30 piece of software called Voice E-Mail.

Ambitiously declaring itself “the next wave in online communications,” Voice E-Mail

was a browser software plug-in that let you record and compress short sound recordings

and send them through your email provider of choice.

It was successful enough to support the product with multiple updates for years, but eventually

standalone e-mail clients like Eudora started including similar functionality as well, taking

It was around this time that Microsoft’s Agents started gaining traction with the release

of Windows 98 and Office 97, as well as a sizable number of websites and independent

One of these programs was Bonzi Buddy, first released by Bonzi Software

And really, it wasn’t anything particularly special.

For one thing, there were tons of these Agent-based “desktop assistant” applications flooding

the internet around the same time, several of which went a step further by using their

By contrast, Bonzi Buddy didn’t even include its own artwork.

It simply took the files from the existing Peedy the Parrot package from Microsoft and

*Peedy Buddy speaks in text-to-speech sound*

In May of the year 2000 the next iteration of Bonzi Buddy was released and featured the

titular Bonzi, a pre-rendered 3D purple Gorilla sporting a globe,

While it did similar things to other Agent applications, like keeping you informed of

your schedule, the latest news, and popular websites, Bonzi Buddy was free.

Although, Bonzi Software stated on its website that it was for a limited time only and it

For the entirety of its existence, Bonzi Buddy remained free with that threat of a $40 version

looming overhead lest you question its value.

But the bigger thing that made Bonzi Buddy so appealing for a time was the fact that

it had a personality of sorts, along with a text-to-speech engine from the Microsoft

*Bonzi "sings" Hello Ma Baby in text-to-speech voice*

This was somewhat useful as a way to have the text of websites and emails read back

to you, but it was also a source of easy and free amusement

However, as enjoyable as Bonzi Buddy could be, especially to young children, there was

a dark cloud behind the silverback lining.

The first sign of shadiness came whenever you set up Bonzi Buddy for the first time

and it required you to enter lots of personal information to “register” the product.

It may have seemed innocent enough, after all Bonzi Buddy would use some of this information

But accusations of this being Spyware arose when it was found that this information was

being transmitted over the internet in potentially problematic ways.

The next sign of something foul were the questionable pop-ups that

Specifically, these pop-ups looked just like Windows system error messages, and when clicked

they would refer you to a program called InternetAlert.

A program that, uncoincidentally, was also made by Bonzi Software and cost $49 a year

to use and make the fake pop-ups go away.

Bonzi Software disputed these claims as being overblown, stating “all we are trying to

do is grab your attention the same way the employee outside Wal-Mart does by telling

But the accusations continued, including an article in Consumer Reports on October 21,

2002, which labeled Bonzi Buddy as spyware, and specifically a “Backdoor Santa” due

to how it “serves adds [sic], frequently prompts users for personal information, tracks

all usage, deposits icons in the startup folder, system tray and on the desktop, repeatedly

resets the browser homepage to BONZI.COM without asking permission, and leaves components behind

after users use its uninstall program.”

There were also accusations of Bonzi Buddy being a Trojan Horse in some situations, due

to its backdoor downloading of additional unwanted software, such as the infamous Clicktilluwin

spyware that infected the Windows system folder and registry.

In late 2002, a class-action lawsuit was brought against Bonzi Software for its quote, "diabolical

scheme” of displaying 300 million deceptive pop-ups in Bonzi Buddy.

This was settled the following year, and while Bonzi Software paid $170,000 in legal fees,

they didn’t agree to remove the pop-ups completely.

Instead they would make them slightly “less deceptive” by doing things like placing