Name: The Democrats Debate It Out In Iowa
Uploaded: 2020-03-06T20:32:56.000Z
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THE DEMOCRATS HELD ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TONIGHT,

IT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE THIS WAS THE FINAL DEBATE BEFORE IOWA

CHOOSES A CANDIDATE IN THEIR STATEWIDE CAUCUSES.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING TO HAPPEN IN IOWA SINCE... THE LAST

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS THE CANDIDATES' FINAL

CHANCE TO APPEAL TO IOWA VOTERS, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THEY ALL

APPEARED ON STAGE CHEWING A SINGLE STRAND OF WHEAT.

NARROWED THE FIELD DOWN TO FIVE CANDIDATES WHO HAVE A REAL SHOT

AND ALSO, APPARENTLY A GUY CALLED TOM STEYER.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO TOM STEYER IS, HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM

( LAUGHTER ) WE JUST GOOGLED "RICH WHITE GUY"

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I THINK IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT

TOM STEYER'S CAMPAIGN THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE

WHAT STARTED MONTHS AGO AS THE MOST DIVERSE PRIMARY FIELD IN

( LAUGHTER ) APPARENTLY, CAUCUS IS SHORT FOR

THE FIELD OF CANDIDATES WENT FROM LOOKING LIKE A DIVERSE

REPRESENTATION OF THE COUNTRY, TO LOOKING LIKE THE FRONT ROW OF

( LAUGHTER ) TONIGHT'S DEBATE WAS SO WHITE,

PEOPLE WHO TURNED ON THEIR TVS WERE LIKE, "WAIT, I THOUGHT THE

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MOVING ON, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

ACCORDING TO THE LATEST SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH, GOING TO

YEAH, THEY SAY SITTING THROUGH A FILM AT A MOVIE THEATRE IS

EQUAL TO ABOUT 40 MINUTES OF LOW-IMPACT CARDIO.

THAT'S THE SOUND OF EVERYONE IN AMERICA SAYING TO THEMSELVES,

( LAUGHTER ) GOING TO THE MOVIES COUNTS AS A

AND IT COUNTS AS A HEAVY WORKOUT IF YOU CRY AS MUCH AS I DID

( LAUGHTER ) BY THE WAY, THIS IS WHY I ATTEND

( LAUGHTER ) JUST GETTING SOME CARDIO, GUYS.

DUNKIN' DONUTS HAS TEAMED UP WITH SNOOP DOGG TO INTRODUCE A

IT FEATURES TWO GLAZED DOUGHNUT HALVES FOR BUNS, EGG, CHEESE,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE MEAT WOULD MAKE IT UNHEALTHY.

( LAUGHTER ) SNOOP DOGG'S BREAKFAST SANDWICH

FEATURES PLANT-BASED MEAT, WHICH MAKES SENSE, CONSIDERING SNOOP'S

A MAN WAS HOSPITALIZED BECAUSE HE TOOK A SEX STIMULANT USED FOR

BREEDING BULLS, AND ENDED UP WITH A THREE-DAY ERECTION.

( LAUGHTER ) SO, IN OTHER WORDS, THE PLAN

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE MAN NEEDED MEDICAL ATTENTION

AFTER TAKING A SEX STIMULANT INTENDED FOR BULLS.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE IS NOW THE PROUD FATHER OF SIX ADORABLE

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