Name: Skewered by Celeste Barber | The Final Episode | presented by HelloFresh
Uploaded: 2020-03-13T07:53:28.000Z
Duration: 7 min 43 s
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Hello friends! After seven glorious episodes I've decided to put my feet up

Put a fork in it you guys, Skewered is done!

But it's a celebration! I have put together some of the greatest hits for you all.

So welcome to the final episode of Skewered.

Ooh, I'm off, I'm off, I'm out, I'm out, I'm done!

What are we - and by "we", I mean "you" - cooking today, you little hunk of spunk?

with a lightning quick recipe of Lemon & Herb Salmon and Roast Veggie Couscous.

Wholesome, fresh ingredients, ready in as little as 15 minutes.

Not that we order takeaway. We only eat HelloFresh, don't we?

Look, they've already done it all for you, which is awesome and the same with all the

- Pre-marinated - Yeah, that's what I said

So there's not too much prep and there's not too much washing up.

Yep, if he was a recipe, he would not be 15 minutes, no siree bob.

Because there is a fair whack of botox that goes into that, a lot of gym time and just

the smallest sprinkling of Tom Ford talent.

So please now enjoy our very subtle flashback of Alex Perry.

Oh hi Alex Perry, I'm so happy to see you.

I am wearing an Alex Perry though. Do you like it?

Don't touch me, I'm doing the model thing.

I do love me some Alex Perry, he's my second favourite designer in the whole world.

So what we're doing is combining the zapped couscous with the spinach leaves.

The Kalamata olives and a drizzle of olive oil.

While you're mixing that, do you reckon I can do a few more little flashbacks?

Yes! Alright, so my next guest was the annoying...ly perfect, Elyse Knowles.

- Was alright. - Why is that a nervous laugh?

She is so hot, it's one of her jobs. She also writes books - don't we all?

And I felt really bad about myself but then I realised she was a bogan and I was like yessss!

But then I realised I was a bogan as well so I didn't feel very good again.

See how easy the recipe is? They put really pretty pictures there so even models can understand it.

You probably look at me and go, wow, perfect.

In perfect proportion, which I am. You'd be right.

You're very smart, you are. Don't listen to what people say. You're very smart.

I wonder if they're just gonna cut here, from here down cos that looks funny,

just what you're doing from your face up.

How about your hot husband? Does he get many likes?

So we thought we'd keep the hot bogan theme going and get in Straya's sweetheart,

Sophie is sometimes pretty unlucky in love, but I'll tell you what, that woman

Oh, you know when you get right on the spot?

The Bachelorette. What were you thinking?

I think like an eight. You can borrow them.

Yeah, cos that's the same size as me. Eight.

Cooking it slowly helps bring out the sweetness.