Name: Getting Off to Get Out the Vote | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-13T23:00:13.000Z
Duration: 3 min 39 s
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let's salute the real heroes of this election--

And one Elizabeth Warren fan has been doing more

than just giving you flyers to throw away.

So, anyone that shows me proof of a donation

to Elizabeth Warren's campaign, I give them one month

of free access to my personal porn account.

Yeah. I love Warren, I love her policies,

so I give free access to my OnlyFans account,

and I post videos of myself, um, having sex,

that made Kenny take matters into his own hand?

one of her policies specifically is health care.

-and lose my health insurance. -That's terrible.

Not only that, but 26 is basically retirement age

I mean, if Elsa starts shoving a dildo up her butt,

maybe Disney+ should start charging more.

He's 50! He's just supposed to look like a baby.

Um, and I started this campaign last Wednesday,

and I have raised close to, if not exceeded, about $6,000.

Yeah. All these people literally just want to see my butthole.

As more and more candidates drop out, you can just feel

Has Elizabeth Warren always been your candidate,

or did you ever think about doing a Yang Bang?

Um, no, I'm... I am Team Warren all the way.

What if a more moderate candidate wins the nomination?

-over-the-shirt stuff, or...? -Um, I don't even know

if I would have a sex drive at that point.

I mean, have you ever tried the sex position

where you blindfold yourself and just stumble around

Kenny's willing to put his ass on the line

We really have the power to flip this entire country around.

Democracy was built on the backs of brave, young people,

and sometimes that involves (bleep) on a Domino's pizza.

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