Name: Biden Campaign Shook, Democratic Field Narrows After New Hampshire Primary
Uploaded: 2020-03-15T04:53:13.000Z
Duration: 10 min 11 s
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WELCOME, WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO "THE LATE SHOW."

FINALLY, FRIENDS, AFTER THE DISASTER IN IOWA, WE HAVE A

CLEAR AND DECISIVE WINNER: SIBA, THE STANDARD POODLE WHO

I'M TELLING YOU, IF HE'S SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING, TOM STEYER OUGHT

LAST NIGHT, WE ALSO GOT THE RESULTS OF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE

I'LL TELL ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF...

>> YOU'RE A LYING DOG-FACED PONY SOLDIER.

>> I THINK THEY WILL END UP BEING THE LOSERS.

>> Stephen: NOW THE WINNER--  ( APPLAUSE )

THE WINNER IN THE GRANITE STATE WAS VERMONT SENATOR AND MAN

REGRETTING PICKING A JAY-Z SONG AT KARAOKE, BERNIE SANDERS.

BERNIE WAS GRACIOUS IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH.

>> LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK THE PEOPLE OF NEW

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE REASON THAT WE WON TONIGHT

HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND LAST WEEK IN IOWA--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IS BECAUSE OF THE HARD WORK OF

>> Stephen: ( AS BERNIE )  "I WANT TO THANK MY VOLUNTEERS,

I WANT TO THANK THE UNPAID LABORERS WHO-- OH, MY GOD!

I'M A CAPT LIFT SWINE WHO BENEFITS OFF THE TOIL OF THE

LET'S STICK IT TO ME!"  ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

(  LAUGHTER  ) FINISHING A STRONG SECOND WAS

FORMER SOUTH BEND MAYOR AND BIRTHDAY BOY VOLUNTEERING AT

DURING HIS SPEECH, MAYOR PETE BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT:

GAVE BERNIE A BIT OF A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT:

>> I ADMIRED SENATOR SANDERS WHEN I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL

HE EVEN WROTE AN ESSAY ABOUT HIM THAT WON THE "PROFILE IN

"PROFILES IN COURAGE," OF COURSE WAS WRITTEN BY J.F.K., WHO ALSO

WROTE A HIGH SCHOOL ESSAY ABOUT LOOKING UP TO BERNIE SANDERS.

THE THIRD-PLACE FINISHER WITH 20% OF THE VOTE WAS MINNESOTA

SENATOR AND ABBY CADABBY'S STEP-MOM, AMY KLOBUCHAR.

DURING HER SPEECH LAST NIGHT, KLOBUCHAR LAID ON THE MIDWESTERN

>> MY GRANDPA WORKED 1,500 FEET UNDERGROUND IN THE MINES OF

HE HAD NINE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, AND HE HAD TO HELP

HE AND MY GRANDMA SAVED MONEY IN A COFFEE CAN IN THEIR BASEMENT

TO SEND MY DAD TO A TWO-YEAR COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

>> Stephen: (AS KLOBUCHAR)  "MY GODFATHER WAS BOB SEGER.

MY UNCLE DIED IN THE CHEESE MINES FROM CHEDDAR LUNG.

(  LAUGHTER  ) MY FIRST-GRADE TEACHER WAS A

WE COULDN'T AFFORD A TV, SO WE LISTENED TO VIKINGS GAMES ON A

RADIO WE MADE OUT OF BEER BOTTLE TOPS AND GREEN BEAN

WINNERS WHO WON LESS THAN THE ACTUAL WINNERS.

COMING IN AT FOURTH PLACE, WAS MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR AND

MUSIC TEACHER TELLING THE TENORS ♪ MMMM, I'M UP HERE! ♪

SENATOR WARREN HAS NOT PERFORMED AS WELL AS SHE EXPECTED SO SHE

COMFORTED SUPPORTERS LAST NIGHT AT HER NEW HAMPSHIRE PARTY BY

DID THEY LET HER DOG, BAILEY, PLACE THE ORDER?

( AS SALESPERSON ON PHONE ) "IS THIS A DOG?"

OOO, GARLIC KNOTS!"  ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

WAS FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, SEEN HERE TAKING A QUICK

BIDEN'S LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCES HAVE A BEEN A HUGE SURPRISE.

AND NOW, EVEN BIDEN'S OWN PEOPLE ARE HAVING TROUBLE HIDING

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