Name: You Will Never Be Able To Change A Man. Monique Marvez
Uploaded: 2024-02-27T08:15:13.000Z
Duration: 10 min 13 s
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Pick a guy that's easy going and one that you like because you can't change them.

I don't know if anybody's ever told you that, but they're going to stay the way you meet them for their whole life.

I'm going to say it three times for each one of my failed marriages.

You can't change a man, you can't change a man, you can't change a man.

If you operate under the premise that men are simple and delusional and women are crazy and complicated, your life gets instantly good.

Sir, are you offended by me saying you're simple?

No, he's delighted. Did you see the look on his face?

Because he wants her to understand and quit nagging him.

Quit laughing, I don't have a lot of time.

I want to help her because I've made mistakes and I'm taking ownership of them.

I'm going to tell you how we ruin things as women because we overthink.

We think too much and we overthink things.

I'm not a scientist, but I think the ratio of thought to speech with a woman is 15 to 1.

We wake up in the morning, we flip on the turbines, and it's go time.

Every time a woman utters a sentence, for one sentence, there's 15 potentials spinning around at a high speed, picking up houses and cars and causing chaos.

And it's hard to think that much and not have it go to a dark place.

You're going to freak yourself out by breakfast.

In fact, guys, I'm going to confirm one of your worst fears, women plan preemptive strikes against you for stuff you haven't even done yet.

You're just watching a ball game, and she's saying, "Oh, yeah, if he does this, I'm going to do that. I'm going to get even with him. He is not getting away with that.

And you're just minding your own business. Alright?

They go, "Monique, you make it sound like we should lower our standards when it comes to our men."

No, don't lower your standards, lose them altogether. Okay?

If you learn nothing else from this show.

And the men are not offended, they're delighted.Okay?

Because they're like, oh, she understands us.

Because the ratio of thought to speech with the man is 0.5 to 1.

Every time a man utters a sentence, half the words have escaped his lips unchecked, unfiltered, unthought about.

They just get out like little invisible paint balls pelting and annoying the women around him.

It's not your fault, you were designed that way.

You're not designed to think complicated, convoluted, sensitive thoughts.

You're designed to spring up from behind a rock, kill stuff, and drag it home.

And if women understood that, they'd be so much happier.

I wish I would have had a me when I was a you, but I'm telling you.

Because the man in your life who loves you will not be paying attention to you.

If you're going to do something, do it for you. Alright?

Because the one thing men really hate is when you do something for them that they didn't ask you to do.

And then get upset with them because they didn't celebrate your little accomplishment.

My friends had free time, so they were redoing their houses, all their little DIY projects, binge watching all their little shows on HGTV.

And the man, he's just in the living room minding his own business, watching Tiger King for the third time.

"Come here, come here, come here, come here."

And when you say to a man "come here, come here" and you don't tell him why, he's nervous. "Why? What?"

You go, "Come here. Come to the bathroom, come to the bathroom."

Now he's thinking, "I am in a big room comfortable, and you want me to follow you to the bathroom. It's a small room. It's a trap."

And you're all excited because you redid the whole thing with $65 and a glue gun.

Because he's afraid because he doesn't know why he's there.

And you stand in the middle of the bathroom, you go, "Ta-da, what do you think?"

Now, I don't know what the man is thinking because I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure I know what the man is not thinking.

He's not thinking, "Oh, sweetheart, that border is so straight.

And the way you did that rag roll, and that carpet pulls it together. This bathroom is beautiful. I love it.

I want to have a long sit down in this beautiful bathroom."

No, that is not what the man is thinking.

The man is thinking, "I know I can't use those little soaps. That much I know.

But what towel can I dry my butt off with without getting murdered? I need to know."

If you want a man to love you forever and ever and ever and ever, listen to the woman who's been divorced three times.

You want him to love you forever, don't talk to him.