Name: 康納親切的慰問員工家屬 與新椅子替換作業 (中文字幕)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T06:02:52.000Z
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We start early in the day when I have a lot of energy today things got a little delayed

I'm not kidding. I have really big I had like a giant turkey burger anyway. I will get my energy back in a second

Do you hear we're doing here today, can I move this of course?

You can't watch the show they do okay every night. Do you think what do you know where they are right now?

Yeah, they're at their store. What kind of store do they have a kid's shoe store?

Yeah, so someone wants to talk to you. Hello. Is this Nick?

Nick hi, this is Conan O'Brien from the Conan show

Do you watch this program that we make here? I usually watch it the next morning because my wife tapes it

Because I go to nighty-night. Did you just say I go to nighty-night?

Okay, you sell kids shoes, so you're around little children all day long exactly

So you just said I went nighty-night, and I just realized why you said that because you work with children

I had a big turkey burger and then I had french fries and there's a salad or fries option and I went with fries and

It was and I'm just I'm dragging ass right now

Seriously, can someone get me a skim latte, please your daughter's doing an amazing job

Well, thank you. I have my arm around her right now. I'm like a brother, right?

I'm a brother, but you find me hot right? I'm like a brother that you think it's hot. Is this creeping you out, sir?

Hey, do you mind if I talk to you for a second?

Nah, I want to find it get some feedback on the show

Probably my my grandpa your grandpa Papa you'd have to call him circle. What's his name circle circle Hill, okay?

Okay, so it's like I mean obviously it's it's circle but with the

Does he wear suspenders and build robots in the basement

You can tell me anything you want. You're not gonna get in trouble

Chris here is gonna work with me until the day I die. Yeah. Yeah one more year. So

I'll tell I was gonna tell Chris later. I don't want to bum him out, but

You just had hip surgery you've got to go

You gotta go get your therapy, yeah, you know, this is Conan O'Brien calling you

You and giving you a chance to change the future of television and you you're saying I got to run out the door

This is Adam. How's it going, sir? How are you Adam? Good. Let's get my chair. I didn't know you had a chair Adam

So squeaky chair over there. Is that you Kramer? All right. All right. We just what's going on with the chair

I know it's been broken since I had it. Okay. Well, I'm

You know, I'm trying to shoot a remote here. Okay, and it sounds like a pirate ship

Three hour time difference. Yeah, my phone's ringing a lot

Interesting we have an answering machine, but it only picks up after six

Maybe it picked up but instead of a greeting, it's just more ringing. Yeah

Don't get impatient. That's the problem with your generation

This is in the old days when I was a kid used to let our phone ring 120 times before you

Hi Loretta, hi Lee, this is Conan O'Brien

Hi Loretta, hi Lee, this is Conan O'Brien from the Conan show. I'm here with Adam

Your phone. I'm just letting you know rings about 160 times

Before the answering machine picks up which begs the question and I'm not trying to be rude

I don't know you but what's the point of having an answering machine if it waits until the person's grown a full beard

Before it picks up so what there's probably an adjustment on the back you probably have it set to I'm guessing 165 rings, I think you can slide the button over to four rings

And I think you'll have you've probably missed some great calls by the way six years ago. You won the lottery

Because the people at the lottery they didn't think you had a machine

I'm sorry, I'm yelling but now to compensate for the turkey burger. I had a giant turkey burger at lunch

I mean I chowed down on this thing. It looked like a

Cow's head made of turkey and I got sleepy and now I've had a lot of a latte and I'm getting kind of a little

Bit of a buzz. So I'm usually not this I'm gonna use the word

Obstreperous, I don't even think that's correct

Anyway, I'm gonna hang up now, but you'll never hear this

Because you've never seen a message on your answering machine

That blinking red light means you have a message

All right. I'm hanging up now. We'll try you on your cell

Before I pick it up over now. I don't want are they gonna find that funny or the other thing?

I don't know. They've never met you before talk to you. So I don't know how they're gonna take that

Beyond they may ask me why Conan was yelling at them

Now Kramer has that kind of chair, huh and you have this fancy

Millie this is Conan O'Brien. I'm here with your grandson. He's doing a great job

Shenanigans, huh? I'm looking for advice on how to improve the show

You want to do a skit with some funny thing? Well, I do comedy on the show. Have you seen my comedy?

Well, I was hoping the comedy was entertainment

Yes, I will I'll say this is for Millie you're pretty good Millie you want to come out here and help us out

Whatever show was like like when Jerry Springer was the big show she watched that when like she's yes

She likes to stay as current. Yeah, and now that I'm Jerry Springer. She watches me. Yeah

All right, I'm gonna go in the back room and shoot myself

Thank you, though, thank you shit your help and clean up this whole area it's big sty

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康納親切的慰問員工家屬與新椅子替換作業 (中文字幕)

therapy

fancy

compensate

remote

康納親切的慰問員工家屬 與新椅子替換作業 (中文字幕)

therapy

fancy

compensate

remote

康納親切的慰問員工家屬與新椅子替換作業 (中文字幕)