Name: Is Everyone Using Me For My Costco Membership?
Uploaded: 2016-12-08T08:39:15.000Z
Duration: 3 min 24 s
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Oh Katie. I'm having people over to my house this weekend and I would LOVE it if you would come!

Yeah, I don't have any plans for the weekend, I'd love to!

Great. Oh! And, before you come, let's head to Costco.

I want to get one of those 40-pound hams.

Okay. I know this sounds crazy. But sometimes it feels like you just use me for my Costco membership.

We love hanging out with you and eating free samples.

Everything you've just mentioned happens at a Costco!

God, is that the only reason we hang out?

No. I'm sorry you feel that way, Costco. Or... Katie? Katie!

Look, how about after work we go to a park like old times?

Oh hey, Grant, just hypothetically, theoretically,

Which exact park was it that you were thinking of?

Well, I was thinking the one by the strip mall.

Wouldn't it be like, dumb and ironic if we went to the Costco after the park?

Fine. If you don't want to go to the park, we can go see a movie.

You just want to hang out and see a movie?

Yes. In fact, I'd like to see eight movies.

No! You can't just use me for bulk goods!

Fine. If we can't go to Costco, do you guys want to check out the Big Easy Bar?

Yes. That sounds like so much more fun and I've never been there.

There's no reason that it just has to be, just add a six!

Besides Katie, how would you even get there?

See, now you're dealing with logistics and it's ruined.

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