Name: What Do You Want to Eat?!
Uploaded: 2017-11-05T06:08:20.000Z
Duration: 6 min 41 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

Let's get dinner tonight. Can you pick? I don't care where.

I'm starving. What are you doing for dinner?

What should we eat, what should we eat? What should we eat? *Gasp of realization*

Because I finally learned how to answer the most difficult question a couple has to face every day.

"What do you want to eat?" You see, in the past, no matter how many suggestions

I give you, you reject all of them! We debate for hours and hours! Sometimes to the point.. where I go hungry.

But not tonight. I've got a plan that's gonna figure out exactly what we want to eat for dinner with zero stress and 100% satisfaction.

It's a fortune from Panda Express. See, I know you're always craving their orange chicken and their honey walnut shrimp.

And what's more comforting than a fortune cookie which you always end the meal with?

But when I was dropping off our dry cleaning this morning,

I was checking pockets, and I found this fortune in the pants you wore to work yesterday, so I'm guessing you just had Panda. Not surprised.

Okay, but what does that have to do with tonight?

Well,
do you remember what your fortune said?

Uh, something about having to smile soon.

Exactly, and smiling made you think of "cheese!" and cheese made you think of cheeseburgers, and judging by the extra burger shack napkins that you

I'm guessing that's what you had for dinner yesterday.

But, while you were eating your burger, you immediately started to crave something else. Mexican food. Why? Because as you were eating, you started to think...

Ham, pig, pork, you wanted a carnitas bowl, which is what you have for lunch today.

But you love avocado. You would never pass up a chance to add avocado to a meal. Unless it was overpriced.

For a half an avocado you can get two for the price of one. You're so frugal.

But that left you craving avocados all day. You still had to seize your omega-3s, which leads us to the obvious answer.

Betsy's Diner for their famous cobb salad, avocado included.

Sure, we could go there, except after you finish your salad, you would start munching on my chili fries,

and then you would begin to complain that you're eating too unhealthy,

considering that you're trying to slim down in order to look "hotter than the other bridesmaids" at Teresa's wedding next month.

You also never told me that you had the answer to our dilemma this entire time.

We've been watching nature documentaries this whole week. Tonight was gonna be about the salmon migration. Which, as I suspected,

After spawning, all Pacific salmon die and the salmon life cycle starts again.

Well, all you can think about right now is salmon skin rolls and sashimi. Therefore, sushi buffet!

But! There was a small earthquake on the Izu Peninsula that affected a nearby nuclear plant, causing it to leak into local streams

wasabi. You'd see a clickbait video about the contamination on the way to the buffet and be afraid of getting sick.

I'd then suggest not risking it, because well, we're out of toilet paper.

You know how bad my memory is. My point is

why go out and risk nuclear wasabi poisoning when we could save money and cook a delicious meal right here at home?

Obviously, my famous chicken carbonara that you love so much.

Because you wouldn't want pasta anyways, because when we eat pasta we always pair with wine. My chicken carbonara recipe uses breast meat, and everyone

knows that white meat goes best with white wine, like a sauvignon blanc, which I also didn't buy,

but at home, all we have is red wines. And I'm not about to serve white meat with a Zinfandel!

So I was gonna go to the grocery store to buy toilet paper, eggs, and a perfectly dry Chardonnay, until I remembered that it's been

exactly three years since September 2014, the last time the sun emitted a significant solar flare,

which has since ever so slightly affected soil temperatures in the Burgundy region of France. Which,

undoubtedly, would ruin any recent production of our favorite brand of wine.

Are you crazy? I just asked you to pick a place to eat. Why are you making it so complicated?

It should be black and white. It shouldn't be this hard!

Easy? No, soft. What's black, white, and soft?

Subtitles ListPlay Video

What Do You Want to Eat?!

matter

crave

express

affect