Name: Jordan Schlansky Lectures Conan About Coffee In Naples - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2018-05-19T08:47:55.000Z
Duration: 7 min 49 s
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this is the best place to get one in Naples.

they don't sit in a corner and write a screenplay

It's called "espresso", it's an express activity.

You get in, and you get out, and you go about your day.

When you order your coffee, I'll order and then

You missed the entire preparation of the coffee

150 milliliters, it's only 25 milliliters of coffee

Look at this man's elegance, watch his movements,

it's the ballet at the machine, no movement is wasted,

it's a dance, it's a dance between man and machine.

Nice, very nice. So just drink this down in one shot?

You just had a real experience, you should enjoy that,

Shut up, shut up, shut up! (audience laughs)

I don't wanna know how many grams are in here, shut up.

Four grams of coffee, seven grams of water,

mmm, six ounces, federal law, mmm, traditional, traditional

mmm, must have traditional, tell him I want

you know it's craziness, too much coffee,

too much coffee, way too much coffee, ladies (laughs)

(growls) Wow! I don't know what this is but yes.

This is so nice of you to give me all these gifts.

You're gonna give me that, just give me that watch.

I'm gonna take it all for free 'cause I'm a guest.

I'm in downtown Naples, I just found this guy,

I've never seen a statue with such an impressive

crotch bulge (audience laughs) look at that,

that's totally unnecessary, someone accused him

of stuffing his pants, and he's like, me?

I just saw this, this is the most frightening

ice cream display I've ever seen in my life.

I don't know how this, why would anyone want

to buy ice cream from this guy? (giggles)

Look, he's got the blood of his latest victim

Jordan, why do they not wish to be viewed by us?

Maybe they're shy, they need to be on television

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Jordan Schlansky Lectures Conan About Coffee In Naples - CONAN on TBS

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