Name: Yappie - Ep 4 - Homeostasis
Uploaded: 2018-07-13T02:25:43.000Z
Duration: 21 min 13 s
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Like you know how the DJ ended with the um, Peaches and Cream?

The year [mumbling] They called that a throwback. When did Peaches and Cream become a throwback?

Since 6 years ago when it was 10 years old. - Oh my god. - I told you this was...

- No, no, no, no, no, we, we are still young. We are part of this crowd...

Let's finish this night with a happy ending. [disgusting] Come on!

The happy ending line? Yeah, at least once a month.

Seriously? These guys actually think Asian girls like that line?

Some girls do apparently. It is f*cking disgusting in my opinion. And unoriginal!

That, we have to deal with being fetishized? - I would love to be fetishized. - Really?

You, you want someone to say, "I'll be Tarzan, you be Mulan." - I would love to get racist Disney pickup lines

Come on Mel, admit it, y'all have it way better than we do.

Okay? Other ethnicities don't even look at Asian guys in a romantic way. - I mean, that's kind of true. Look at movies.

You always see Asian girls with like, a bunch of different types of guys, but you never see Asian guys with

Anyone. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. I mean, I didn't say I disagreed there's a problem.

I'm just saying I don't think you guys would like someone going after you just because of your race, and

saying, "I want some of your egg roll." - That would be so offensive. - Yeah!

- Because I'm half Korean. I'd give him some of my mandu and kimbap - Or your ttoek-bokki? - Hey guys. Sorry we're late.

Nope, Tom was just painting us a very vivid picture of his penis and testicles with Korean dishes.

Uh Brett, what are you talking about? - Oh, it's where guys only go after Asian women. - Oh, no, we know what it is. It's just,

Wait, you don't think I have yellow fever?

Babe do you think that I'm only with you because you're Asian? - No, honey. Relax. I know you're with me for me.

and the girl you dated before me was also Korean

And you dated that girl in Japan. - I was studying abroad. - And why did you choose Japan for your program again?

- Because I love the culture and the food and the movies and... [the realization sets in]

- Yeah. - Oh my god. - Babe, it's okay. Okay, none of that stuff matters. What matters is that we love each other for who we are.

Huh? What you didn't even believe it. How did how did this happen?

You know what? All dating requires physical preferences, right?

That's not wrong. - Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Think about it. I mean dating is the most openly

You know, I am attracted to other types of women too... [tries to save himself]

Don't you people look at me walking around with her and think I'm some sort of creepy sleaze?

What, it's true! Asians are hella judgmental.

You know, it's not my fault. All my friends growing up were Asian. I was the token. Must've been influenced by them or something.

No one is blaming you for anything. - And you were raised in Oklahoma surrounded by white people.

It's like we just met in the middle, right? - Can you just drop it?, okay? No one cares.

Fine, white empathy. What's the difference?

The mainstream media emasculates Asian men and sexualizes Asian women and I see it all the time. I'm woke, you know?

But no. Here comes white Brett coming out taking advantage of the situation, grabbing an Asian woman like a, colonist.

I tolerated your horrible karaoke at the office holiday party.

I know what I need to do. I need to offset our interracial relationship with the opposite. [laugh]

Opposite? Okay, if this your way of trying to justify a three-way, it's not gonna work.

I hate when there's no emoji for the face you want to make. - What are you trying to do?

I feel bad for whoever's on the receiving end of that.

don't tell anyone in the group yet and definitely don't tell mom and dad, 'cuz they will freak out but

I met a girl a couple weeks ago. - Cool. What is she?

Okay. Why do you assume that she's Asian?

Because you've only ever had Asian girlfriends. - You've only had Asian boyfriends.

Too many guys in college wanted to check me off a bucket list of races they wanted to f*ck.

I'm sorry yes. - So, I only date Asian guys now.

Isn't that just like a white guy having yellow fever?

Why not? - Because it's a fever. If we liked Asians, we would have...

yellow homeostasis. - Wow, you are truly putting that bow you read to good use.

She's half Japanese. -I knew it. - And half black.

No, no, that's cool. I just didn't know you had jungle fever.

I think that's an offensive term. And I don't have that.

You sure? There's nothing about a race that draws you in?

I don't know. I, mayb- look, look. She could have been Indian and I still would've asked her out.

What, no! If she were El Salvadorian, doesn't matter. - Ah, Latina-monia. - Do you just sit at home and practice these?

Look I think it's great. You're breaking out of your bubble. Just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons.

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Yappie - Ep 4 - Homeostasis

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