Name: Phrasal Verbs of SEX
Uploaded: 2018-07-17T07:38:22.000Z
Duration: 10 min 15 s
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I'm going to teach you some
dreaded phrasal verbs.

I know that learning English is difficult,
and phrasal verbs are very difficult because

So, when you look at a verb in English, you
have, like, for example: "calm" or "jack"

or "beat", and then there's a pronoun
with it, it gets very confusing.

So, just a little warning, here, people,
if you are not mature enough to watch this

-no matter your age-I suggest you
turn it off or don't share it.

If you're offended by phrasal verbs of a
sexual nature, don't share the video.

So, I'm going to teach you phrasal verbs Ronnie
style because they're about sex - oh yeah.

This is what makes me
laugh all the time.

In my apartment I have an elevator and there is
a voice in the elevator and the elevator says:

"Going down", hee-hee-hee, I every day giggle, and I
say: "I wish", and other people look at me and go:

"Why is this crazy lady laughing at the
elevator because it says 'Going down'?"

What these people don't realize, because maybe
they don't have a hilarious sense of humour

or they don't know the phrasal verb to go
down on someone - "going down" means to have

oral sex with someone, so when the elevator
opens up and a person's voice goes:

"Going down", I'm like: "Okay,
in the elevator? Cool."

So, first of all, phrasal verbs are
always a verb and a preposition.

So, prepositions are things like: "over",
"in", "on", "out", "down", "up", "out".

So, these prepositions with the verb together
will have a completely different meaning than

So, for example, the verb "eat" we know, but
when I put it with "eat out", you guys think:

I went to a restaurant last night and I ate
out", and I die, I just laugh because, ladies

and gentlemen, if you "eat out" or "eat someone
out" it means you have, or are having, or

So: "go down" and "eat out" both
mean you're having oral sex.

I just think people say
things that are funny.

So, I'm going to teach you
some sexual phrasal verbs.

It actually sounds like a
person's name in English.

Does anybody know anybody
named: "Ben Dover"?

If anyone's a fan of The Simpsons,
Bart Simpson will call a bar and say:

"Uh, is Ben Dover there, please?
Can somebody Ben Dover?

"Bend over" basically means that you put your
body like this and you stick your bum in the

Good job, I think you can imagine
what happens next if you bend over.

If your name is Ben Dover, your parents are
funny and probably you might want to change

This means you blow your load or you get sperm
on someone, someone's part of their body,

maybe their face (which is bukake) or you can
cum on the wall, which might be embarrassing,

you can cum wherever you're having
fun with your little wiener, there.

You cum on something or someone,
it means you get sperm somewhere.

Same with the word "jizz
on" and "spooge on".

So, cum on, jizz on, and spooge
on means ejaculation time.

So, "ejaculate on someone" means you get
sperm on someone or something - done.

But some of you guys might have a different technique
where you "cum in" something, like a sock.

Some guys like to masturbate into a sock, so
you would say: "I came", which is the past

So, "c um", the past
tense is "came". See?

It's verbs, it's real
life, it's past tense.

As I said before, when people tell me that
they are going to eat out tonight, I think

that's a lot of information
that I don't need to know.

They mean they're going to a restaurant, but in
my brain and I'm sure a lot of other people's

So you can say: "I was going
down on my girlfriend",

"I was going down on my
boyfriend", that means

"Eat out" is only if you're having oral sex,
performing oral sex on a woman, but "go down"

So, if you're feeling somebody up, usually a guy
feels up a girl, you squeeze some body parts.

So, guys would say: "I
felt her up", past tense.

We usually use it for girls, but hey, if you want to
feel up a guy, that's fine, that's your business.

Another one that is probably really important
if you don't want to get your girlfriend or

So, "pull out" means you don't
ejaculate inside of someone.

And this is a very good method of birth control
if you don't want to get the girl pregnant.

So if you pull out, it means
you don't ejaculate inside.

Sometimes this will be in a movie, like: "The
guy pulled out so fast", but he's talking

about, like, driving a car, but in Ronnie's
mind that's still a joke because he pulled

Oh yes, movies are funny when
they're not supposed to be.

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