Name: "Louis Vuitton" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown
Uploaded: 2018-07-20T08:30:22.000Z
Duration: 6 min 16 s
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>>Russell Peters: Everybody's cheap. Where the Jews at, Jews in the house?

Alright Arabs, the Jews are in here. Go talk to them.

Jews, I don't know how you got the title of being cheap, it's very offensive to Indian people.

People are like, "Jews are cheap," we're like,

[Indian accent] "No, that is very incorrect.

There must've been like one Jewish guy, back in the day, who was cheap,

and he fucked it up, for the rest of you, for the rest of your lives.

You know who's cheap? Asians. Asians are cheap, as shit.

Where the Chinese people at, where are you?

Chinese people you are cheap, like, it's crazy.

But it's about levels. Like if you were to rate, like, the top three cheap people, in the world,

Indians, for sure, would be number one on that list.

See? See the pride in it? [Indian accent] "Oh yeah, fantastic!

Indians, for sure, number one on that list, very very close second are Chinese,

and Jews, we'll give you third place, you know, just to keep you in the game, how about that?

So you don't feel like you're losing EVERYTHING, alright?

But it's all about levels. Like, let's just say there's a Louis Vuitton boutique, right?

An Indian guy will walk past this Louis Vuitton store every day of his life,

[Indian accent] "Not even on their best sale will I be going in there, no thank you!"

Now, if Louis Vuitton is having a sale, Jewish guy's going in, and he's buying shit!

[Jewish-American accent] "It was sale, what do you want?"

Chinese people, sale or no sale, you're going in to Louis Vuitton EVERY day!

[Chinese accent] "Uh no, just uh, looking."

The minute "sales guy" turns his back, Chinese guy whips out a camera

Goes home, emails the pictures to Hong Kong,

[Chinese accent] "Make this bag, quickly! We'll sell it to the Indians!"

That's a sale you never want to see happenning!

A Chinese guy trying to sell an Indian guy a Louis Vuitton bag?

Neither one of them can say Louis Vuitton properly!

[Chinese accent] "Hey Mr. Indian guy! You want a designer bag?"

[Indian accent] "Who is this? Who is he?"

This is the Indian hand motion for "I don't know."

[Indian accent] "I don't know, who's he? I don't--

[Indian accent] "Who's this? Who is this guy?"

[Chinese accent] "It's a designer bag. It's uh, initials, uh LV."

[Indian accent] "Who's this "L Wee?" Who is he?

Remember growing up? "Dad, who finished the milk?"

[Indian accent] "I don't know. I don't-- I --

I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean!

[Indian accent] "Nothing is coming! Nothing!"

[Indian accent] "Who is this? Who is this "L Wee?"

[Chinese accent] "That's uh, designer initial. Then it has a name underneath."

[Indian accent] "I'm reading designers name,

Looz is Looz, eh? Absolutely Looz is Looz!

That's an Indian person convincing you of shit. You ever try and buy something?

You're like, "Oh give you the best price."

[Indian accent] "Okay sir, I'm telling you sir, final price--

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"Louis Vuitton" | Russell Peters - Red, White, and Brown

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