Name: we crashed a party and got (slightly) naked?!?!? STORYTIME!
Uploaded: 2018-08-26T10:11:41.000Z
Duration: 10 min 10 s
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[Dodie] All right, how do I look? sunburned.

[Stevie] gorgeous as always.
[D] Aw, stop.

[D] If you didn't know, she's great, she's wonderful

Yesterday we had a great day. went to a party and then

we just chilled in the  living room and chatted all day and Stevie's like

"I know this great place. There's like a ball pit." I'm like "wow that sounds great!" We're really tired

We're like doing this quiz. Just getting to know each other, go into a ball

We're having so much fun, but also we slept for like four hours,

So we're really tired, go get some food, and then we're like okay, ready to go home.

So a bit buzzed, walking through London, and then we see

This like apartment, this room with loud music playing and lights

[S] I can't believe you were joking when you said—

[S] This is my mission. To get us into this party.

Dodie wants to break into this party. We're doing it.

[D] I don't know anyone else who would do this. like none of my friends would be this enabling.

So we go up the door, and there's this other guy outside. What was his name? I don't know.

[S] He was looking at us very suspiciously.

[D] Of course he knew! He absolutely knew.
[S] Who are you here to see?

We didn't know why he was acting suspicious. At first

I was just like, "Pfft. No one's gonna be like 'no, we don't want more girls at this party.' "

[D] We were totally convinced we would fit right in! Like, two hot girls, just walking into this party,

and then we're like "yeah we just found it off the street we just gate crashed."

I thought it would be so funny,  everyone'd be like "wow cool, come join in!' Anyway—

[D] So this guy— I think he might've been trying to gate crash as well.

[S] Yeah. I never even thought of that. He was probably gate crashing too.

[D] Yeah, 'cause he didn't—He didn't know where he was going.

[S] I also just learned what "gate crashing" means. I thought you were saying gay crashing the whole night.

[D] Well, Stevie. 
[S] I was like, "what's gay crashing?"

Yeah, we walked up, and he immediately was just like "oh, you going to the party?" and we were like, "yeah,

We're going to the party." and he's like "oh, who are you here to see?"

"You know John?" "No, I'm here to see Steve." And I was like, "Steve. Steve's a good guy."

[D] I reckon he was totally bullshitting.

He just made up a name as well!
[S] He did the same thing!

He went into the party with us and then we never saw him again.

[S] He did the same thing! Maybe he left.
[D] Yeah! I think he did the same fucking thing!

Stevie just like— is like, "I don't know which one to buzz, we've forgotten the number."

Oh, no! and then I was like, "Oh, let me text him. I think his phone's dead though."

I'm terrible at lying. I think because—
[S] You're so bad.

[D]  I used to be a compulsive liar when I was little, so when I have to lie,

Genuinely, I can't. I just freeze up, so I just turned away.

Please God, let him not ask me any questions.

[S] And I pull out my phone and I'm like, acting like I'm texting,

"Like,  ugh, his phone's dead. I was like, "fuck,  let's just push a number.

They're probably on the top floor let's press this 22."

[D] There was a little light up candle by the right buzzer.

[S] Oh, Yeah! we followed the red candle. 
[D] Yes, we did.

[D] I know! this whole thing is so stupid!

and there's like, little red candles, like cello-taped along the walls—

[D] Cello-tape. What would you say? Sticky tape?
[S] Um.

And we're go in the lift, and there's like a red candle on the right floor

So they're like "Eh. Bzz." Go up, in the lift, with this random guy, and we're like, okay.

There was this one moment where I was like holding my breath in the lift.

I was like, "I'm gonna burst out laughing.

Or something. I'm going to explode. I can't deal with this."

[S] Ugh, so excited to see John. Haven't seen him in so long...

[S] I don't know, what was I saying? 
[D] No! No!

No one would say that. you wouldn't be like that.

If someone was in a lift and they were like, "Do you know John? I love John. Lemme text John."

[D] So we're in the lift, and it doesn't open. Do you remember? It gets stuck.

[D] I can't hold in this laughter, and it just like, stays there.
[S] And I was like, "it'll open in a second."

I'm like, "please, God, don't say it's stuck." I'm like, ready to scream.

And then it opens. We're like, "okay cool."

And we follow the red candles and we follow the music into the party

[S] Wait, maybe we should describe what we're wearing.

Alright. So, I'm wearing skinny jeans, and like, this stripey blue top.

Jeans, jean-jacket.
[S] Jeans, white T-shirt, and a denim jacket.

We're like, "we'll fit right in, just like casual clothes, like no one will know who. . .

who's our friend, who's not our friend, we'll just blend right in."

[S] We open the door. There's glitter hanging from the ceiling.

that's like, four feet tall, in the center of the room.

There's red velvet all over the couches, just laid—

[D] Oh yeah. 
[S] —over the couches, there is a smorgasbord of pastries, and—

[D] carrots, all like, in a circle around some hummus.

There was a punch bowl...
[S] Oh my God, there was hummus.

[S] Full bar... What else was there, Dodie?

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