I've recently introduced two of my friends and it did not go the way that I thought it would.

我最近介紹我兩個好朋友認識彼此，結果跟我想的完全不一樣。

Heeey!

嘿！

Hey, Gaby!

嗨蓋比！

Meet Allison, Allison meet Gaby!

見見艾莉森，艾莉森見見蓋比！

Uh, guys?

呃，各位？

Gu.. Guys, do you still wanna... Okay...

各位……你們還想要……好哦……。

And if you're wondering, I thought it would go like this.

你好奇的話，我原先設想的是這樣。

Gaby, meet Allison, Allison, meet Gaby.

蓋比，見見艾莉森，艾莉森，見見蓋比。

Hi! Nice to meet you.

嗨！很高興認識你。

Hey!

嘿！

I like your shirt.

我喜歡你的襯衫。

Thanks!

謝啦！

I am the glue that holds us all together.

我，是他們之間的黏著劑。

But no!

但並不是！

They met and it was instafriendship.

他們一見面就一拍即合！

Which was great, until I realized that our whole dynamic was changing.

是很棒，直到我發現情況變了。

Soon, I was gonna be the third wheel, while they're finishing each other's sentences!

我很快就會變成電燈泡，他們則是在幫彼此接話！

Oh my god!

哦我的老天！

The friendship third wheel is its own special kind of loneliness.

友情電燈泡有一種專屬的孤寂感。

It's a horror I would not wish on anyone.

我希望任何人都不會經歷這種恐怖。

It's a FOMO when yo' sittin' right there tho'.

就是你明明坐在那，卻害怕被晾在一旁。

What are you guys laughing about?

你們在笑什麼？

Gaby said the stupidest thing in this video that she like kept saying and it's so funny.

蓋比一直說這部影片裡的白癡事，很好笑。

Can I, can I watch the video?

可以給我看看那部影片嗎？

Oh, don't even worry about it, it's so stupid.

噢，不用了啦，這太白癡了。

It's honestly the dumbest.

白癡透頂。

Oh it's like, it's not even worth it. It's like you'd have to see so many...

它根本不值一看。不然你會看到很多 ……。

It's dumb, it's really dumb.

很白癡，非常。

Yeah, don't worry about it.

對啊，別在意了。

You'd have to be a fucking idiot not to find it on your own.

真是個大白癡，自己不會去找。

And I felt pretty petty and I felt dumb about how jealous I was.

我又覺得我這樣子嫉妒很小孩子氣、很白癡。

So I tried to strengthen my bond with them.

所以我試著加強和他們的情誼。

Hey! What's up?

嘿！怎麼啦？

Hey! Did you want to watch a movie on Friday?

嘿！你想週五去看電影嗎？

Ah... Allison and I have plans Friday...

呃……艾莉森和我週五有約了……。

Oh...

噢……。

Okay, then... Um...

好吧那……嗯……。

How about Saturday?

週六呢？

Yeah sure! I'm free Saturday!

好啊沒問題！我週六有空！

Are you free Saturday, Allison?

你週六有空嗎，艾莉森？

I'm free! Would love to hang!

我有空！好啊一起出去！

Wha... Uh...

什……額 ……。

What time? Probably at night, right? Because we have that...

什麼時候？是約晚上吧？因為我們有……。

Yeah, we're busy all day.

對，我們白天有事。

Yeah, we have that mic...

對，我們要……。

And it got to a point where I just had to tell them about how insecure I felt and how threatened I was by their friendship.

然後知道某天，我必須告訴他們被晾在一旁我有多不安。

So, I sat them down and I talked to them like the adult that I am.

所以我要他們坐下來，像個大人一樣成熟地和他們聊聊。

Oh no! We love you!

噢不！我們愛你！

You're just between us!

只不過你夾在我們中間！

Yeah.

對。

You're gonna be okay, we're all friends.

你沒事的，我們都是朋友。

So I think we can all agree that the moral of this story is...

所以我想這個故事讓我們學到……。

Never introduce your friends to each other!

絕對不要介紹你的朋友給彼此！

They're yours, yours alone! Never share them with anyone.

他們是你的，只能是你的！別和任何人分享！

I'm Anna Akana, stay awesome, Gotham.

我是安娜安卡娜，永遠要那麼讚哦哥譚 ( 安娜的口頭禪 )。

I wanna say thank you to Squarespace for sponsoring today's episode.

感謝 Squarespace 贊助今日的影片。

All of the sites look professionally designed, regardless of your skill level.

所有的網頁都經過專業設計，無論你的功力到哪。

And the tools are so intuitive and easy to use.

而且工具非常容易操作。

There's no coding required.

不需要你打程式碼。

And, if you sign up for a year they give you a free domain.

而且如果你註冊一年的話，他們會給你免費網域。

You can start your free trial at squarespace.com today.

你今天就能前往 squarespace.com 開始免費試用。

And don't forget to use the offer code Anna for 10% off that checkout.

別忘了使用折扣碼 Anna，結帳時打九折。

Squarespace.

Squarespace。

I love you.

我愛你。