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  • So, the other day I skipped merrily up to my boyfriend and I asked him...

    前幾天,我踏著愉快地步伐走向我男朋友,然後問了他…

  • - Hey babe, do you notice anything different?

    -嘿,寶貝,你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?

  • - Aaaaa...

    -嗯…

  • is

    是…

  • it

    你…

  • your...

    的…

  • Hua! Dancing vagina.

    woow!跳舞的陰道

  • - Mhyhy, hahaha... (ominous laugh)

    -哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(邪惡的笑聲)

  • And it was so funny, I mean it wasn't funny but it was kinda' funny

    聽起來其實蠻搞笑的,雖然這件事本身不好笑,但是我男朋友的反應很好笑

  • Because everytime I ask

    因為每次當我問他

  • - Do you notice anything different?

    「寶貝,你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?」

  • It's like my partner hears

    這個問題的時候,我的另一伴就好像聽到:

  • "What always runs but never walks?

    「甚麼東西永遠只奔跑,卻不行走?

  • Often murmurs but never talks?

    總是喃喃自語,卻永遠不開口?

  • Has a bed but never sleeps?

    擁有一張床,卻永遠不入睡?

  • Has a mouth but never eats?"

    擁有一張嘴,卻永遠不進食?」

  • Um...

    嗯…

  • (whispers)

    (喃喃自語)

  • Haa...

    有了有了…

  • It's a river!

    是河流!

  • OK.

    好險

  • "We hurt without moving. We poison without touching.

    「我們不需移動就足以傷害人,我們不需觸碰就足以毒害人

  • We bear the truth, and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.

    我們背負著真相與謊言。尺寸大小不會成為我們的被議論的基準」

  • What are we?

    我們是甚麼?

  • Aaaaaa...

    嗯…

  • Oh god, think, think, think...

    天啊,我得趕緊想出答案!

  • Words! It's words!

    言語!是我們說出口的言語!

  • "Notice anything different?"

    「那你現在有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?」

  • Um...

    嗯…

  • Aah.

    啊…

  • Is it...

    是你的…

  • (breaths heavily)

    (呼吸沉重,心裡忐忑不安)

  • ...your...

    你的…

  • ...hair?

    髮型?

  • WRONG!

    錯!!!

  • AND NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!

    你要用你的性命作為代價!納命來!

  • But I can't help it, you know...

    我沒辦法控制嘛,你懂得…

  • like if I do something I wanna know if you've noticed it.

    如果我做了一些改變,我當然想知道你有沒有注意到它

  • And it's not like I'm trying to trap you.

    我不是故意要為難你的

  • But I am trying to test you.

    只是想測試你一下

  • (dynamic music, clock ticking)

    (氣氛緊張刺激,倒數計時)

  • (alarm clock)

    (時間到)

  • NOTHING! NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL!

    錯!!沒有!我甚麼都沒做!

  • Wait, you tricked me!

    等一下,你這是在耍我嗎?

  • What has eyes but cannot see?

    「甚麼東西擁有雙眼,卻無法看見事物?

  • Noooo!

    不!!!!

  • A grown man but a baby!

    是一個成年男子,卻又像個無知的嬰孩,就是你!

  • Don't do this!

    不要這樣!

  • You don't know me at all...

    你根本就不了解我

  • Oh no, babe! No!

    歐,不!親愛的,別這樣!

  • But I don't know, maybe this is like a really heteronormative thing, right?

    其實我也搞不太懂,或許,這就是所謂男人與女人之間的差異,是嗎?

  • Like, I don't know. If I was a gay man would I be able to get away with this?

    像是,假如我是個男同性戀,我就能擺脫這件事嗎?

  • - Hey babe, notice anything different?

    -嗨,寶貝,你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?

  • - You moved your hair part to the center, changed your glasses from holcomb to ripley, microbladed your 'brows, really got good at that cat-eye.

    -你將髮型改為中分,眼鏡由 holcomb 鏡框改為 ripley 鏡框,還做了雕眉,貓眼妝容搭得很棒

  • And are now making a more conscious effort to be fashionable.

    刻意地讓自己看起來很時尚

  • And you're killin' it.

    重點是你辦到了!

  • - Oh my god! Baaaaaabe!

    -我的天啊!寶貝你都注意到了!

  • I love you.

    我愛你

  • - Love you too!

    -我也愛你!

  • Or is that stereotypical of me?

    或者這只是我固有的想法?

  • I don't know

    我真的搞不懂

  • >>Like I want to be more LGBTQ+ inclusive but that's not my experience so I can't necessarily speak on their behalf

    就好像我想更支持多元性向族群,但畢竟我不是他們,無法代表他們發聲

  • so know that that cutaway was a straight girls simple musings on what is obviously

    影片中的畫面只是一個異性戀女孩的沉思,但顯然地這個影片內容是以

  • a more complex and three dimensional homosexual relationship in the context of this videos explorations of "do you notice anything different".<<

    一個更複雜的、以三個不同維度的同性戀關係來探討「你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?」這個問題

  • Huh, disclaimer out.

    呼~以上言論並不代表本影片立場

  • But what about you? Maybe you ask your partner this question and it's no big deal.

    那麼你呢?或許對於你的另一伴來說,這個問題沒甚麼大不了

  • And they don't even react that way at all.

    他們甚至不會有這些反應

  • - Do you notice anything different?

    -寶貝,你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?

  • - No, what'd you do?

    -沒有耶,你做了甚麼?

  • - Oh, I got my eyebrows done.

    -歐,我畫好了眉毛

  • - Oh, cool. Do you wanna watch TV?

    -歐,不錯啊,那你想看電視嗎?

  • Maybe instead of the fear of not getting it right, they're sad that they didn't get it sooner?

    也許他們的恐懼不是沒法說出正確答案,而是他們無法馬上找出答案而傷心欲絕

  • Oh my god! What are you saying? Of course you got your hair done!

    我的老天啊!你說甚麼?當然是你的頭髮啊!你把髮型搞定了!

  • I should have seen that right away. What does it mean?

    我應該馬上看出來的。這代表著甚麼?

  • Does it mean we're not in love anymore? But I thought you were the love of my life.

    代表我們不再相愛了嗎?但我以為你就是我這輩子的真愛

  • I failed as a human being.

    我枉費為人!!!

  • Personally, I notice everything.

    就我來說,所有的事物我都注意到了

  • EVERYTHING

    所 有 的 事

  • - Hey babe, do you notice anything different?

    -嘿,寶貝,你有沒有看出我哪裡不一樣?

  • - Ya, you're giant cat now.

    -看出來了,你現在是一隻超大的貓

  • - Uh. Can't get anything past you.

    -唉,甚麼事情都逃不過你的法眼

  • Oh man...

    真是的…

  • I'm Anna Akana.

    我是 Anna Akana

  • Stay... right here for a sponsored message that I wrote in a riddle and it was really hard but I did it.

    先別急著走…等著看我寫的一個謎語,裡頭包括贊助者的訊息,寫這謎語挺困難的,但我辦到了!

  • And maybe I fell into a pool after it, who knows?

    也許看完這個謎語後,我會跳進游泳池,誰知道呢?

  • Only you will know if you stay.

    留下來看完它,你就會知道最終謎底

  • Or you could scroll sooner

    或者你可以直接將影片拉到最後面

  • I can't control, can't control you.

    沒辦法,我沒辦法控制你

  • Who sponsored today's episode...

    誰贊助了今天的影片

  • And offers news, comedy, and books in audio...?

    提供新聞、趣事與有聲書…?

  • When your eyes and hands are full, yet wanting

    當你忙碌於某事無暇閱讀,卻依然

  • To listen and learn in traffic or laundry-ing

    想在通勤的路上或等待洗衣機洗完衣服時聆聽與學習

  • Who can explore the Wise Man's Fear anywhere?

    誰能到哪裡都可以探索《 The Wise Man's Fear》?

  • And other unmatched selections of books... if you dare

    還有其它超棒的精選書籍?…如果你膽敢探索它們的話…

  • Who offers their service for a FREE 30 days. So you can try out their Audible ways...

    誰提供了30天免費鑑賞期限,讓你能試聽他們的有聲書籍…

  • Audible.com/Anna

    「Audible.com/Anna」

  • That's Audible.com/Anna

    就是「Audible.com/Anna」

  • The best way to defeat a troll is to immerse them in knowledge.

    將網路的輿論浸沒在知識之中,就是抵禦它們最棒的方式

  • Where did my water bottle go?

    我的水瓶跑哪去了?

  • Oh, it's here.

    歐,在這兒呢

So, the other day I skipped merrily up to my boyfriend and I asked him...

前幾天,我踏著愉快地步伐走向我男朋友,然後問了他…

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